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Stuck For A Valentine's Card Message? Try One Of These 15 Funny Quotes About Love

Stuck For A Valentine's Card Message? Try One Of These 15 Funny Quotes About Love
The Huffington Post UK
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Valentine's Day is nearly upon us. And thus, it is time to celebrate the patron saint of love - Hallmark - and come up with some alternative messages you can put in your Valentine card/s this year (send more than one if you like. We're not here to judge).

From Oscar to Zsa Zsa, here are 15 of the finest, wittiest things that have ever been said about love, marriage and sometimes both...

15 funny quotes about love
'To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.' - Oscar Wilde(01 of15)
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'The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.' - Cher(02 of15)
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'Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.' - Billy Connolly(03 of15)
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'I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.' - Nora Ephron(04 of15)
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'A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.' - Phyllis Diller(05 of15)
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'Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.' - Chris Rock(06 of15)
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'Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.' - Shelley Winters(07 of15)
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'Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.' - Jerry Seinfeld(08 of15)
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'My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day. - Joan Rivers(09 of15)
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'Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.' - Mae West(10 of15)
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'Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.' - Groucho Marx(11 of15)
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'If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?' - Lily Tomlin(12 of15)
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'Women love a self-confident bald man.' - Larry David(13 of15)
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'Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.' - Jim Carrey(14 of15)
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'I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?' - Zsa Zsa Gabor(15 of15)
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