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Open Image ModalRobbie Savage learns the first rule of showbiz: never work with children, animals or silverware. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalSandra Bullock: literally unable to let any moment pass without being comedic. And that's why she's got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalBoris Johnson suddenly regrets the new Tube station he and Michael Bloomberg agreed to while they were out drinking. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalOver in Germany, Samuel L Jackson gets into the Oktoberfest spirit. Just don't tell him it's still September.
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Open Image ModalIs it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a UFO? No, it's a primary school's creative project. Sadly.
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Open Image ModalSpotted outside a North London off-licence. Where presumably the staff are in no way bitter.
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Open Image ModalFrancois Hollande proves just how naturally sexy Frenchmen really are. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalNicklas Helenius demonstrates Aston Villa's new low-rise shorts. We're not sure they'll catch on. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalAngela Merkel spots Nicklas Helenius. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalEd Balls tries to speak to the voters on their level.
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Open Image ModalLady Gaga does her best impression of Tina Turner having a bad hair day.
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Open Image ModalAs you can see, Conservative blogger Iain Dale takes the misuse of apostrophes very seriously indeed. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalMeanwhile, in another part of Brighton, the Milibands try to prove to the press that their children have special powers and can, indeed, fly.
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Open Image ModalOver in China, however, they've found something even cuter: 14 (count 'em!) panda cubs! Aww!
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Open Image ModalCameron was amazed. He'd never seen a 'mechanical horse' before. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalJose Mourinho picks strange times for his Argos deliveries. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalMind you, some people at Ayr Racecourse have had entire face transplants. (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal"No, really. No need to thank me."
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Open Image ModalThe staff at Tiggywinkles carry out a final inspection on their new rescue vehicle. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalAnd look! He's not even plugged in! (credit:Imgur: wyndhamheart)
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Open Image ModalBritney Spears takes her son Jayden on a motocross bike. Jayden sends the photographer a plea for help through the medium of his eyes. (credit:Britney Spears)
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Open Image ModalPrincess Beatrice is amazed that she has to wash her hands. Don't they know she never touches peasants' hands in the first place?! (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalSorry, George, but that new hairdo still isn't working. Just like your policies! (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalIs it just us, or are FC Barcelona players getting younger each year?
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Open Image ModalMeet Henry - the first polar bear born in Australia for 20 years. We do hope he gets used to their freezing climate.
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Open Image ModalClare Danes gets a little overexcited at the Emmys... (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal...while Kevin Spacey can't help but launch into his 'Usual Suspects' line-up routine. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalAnd the award for Most Awkward Political Photo-Opp Of The Week goes to... Francois Hollande and Malian President Ibrahim Boubacar Keita! Step forward, guys! (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalMind you, it could have been worse. Ibrahim could have grabbed Francois like this. (credit:PA)