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'Stop Touching Your Dough Balls!' The 18 Greatest Innuendos From This Season's 'Great British Bake Off'

The 18 Greatest Innuendos From This Series Of 'The Great British Bake Off'
The Huffington Post UK
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The only thing better than a semi is, of course, a final - and 'The Great British Bake Off' reaches its climax tonight.

So we think it's an appropriate time to look back on the finest, moistest innuendos to come out the mouths of the presenters and contestants during series five. From balls to buns, here they are, the naughty little lot...

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18 Great British Bake Off Innuendos
"Some of them have got a good forking."(01 of18)
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Mary
"Keep your biscuits erect!”(02 of18)
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Sue
"Typically I do this on the floor because it gets so stiff."(03 of18)
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Enwezor
"It’s got to be risen and rested before it goes in.”(04 of18)
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Paul
"It's just a bit bold and fat and big..."(05 of18)
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On Norman's Swiss roll
"I did get some leakage. It did seep."(06 of18)
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Nancy
"You have got two hours to pop Mary's cherry."(07 of18)
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Sue
"You want something quite rigid, but something that will taste good too."(08 of18)
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Paul
"I'm aiming to get this thing flipping massive."(09 of18)
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Richard
"To be commended on your nuts by Mary Berry. You’ve had a great day."(10 of18)
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Sue
"I always get nervous towards the end. My hands start shaking."(11 of18)
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Martha
"Stop touching your dough balls!"(12 of18)
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Sue
"Stop fiddling with your pirates!"(13 of18)
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Sue
"I like things spicy."(14 of18)
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Paul
"I quite like the idea of having some big ones."(15 of18)
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Mary
"I’ve toasted some nuts off."(16 of18)
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Richard
"I’m ganaching my buns."(17 of18)
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Diana
"Six inches."(18 of18)
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Mary
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