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Viewers declared footballer Joey Barton "the best of a bad bunch" on Thursday night's 'Question Time'.
Giving their views on football's philosopher king, in comparison to the other 'Question Time' panellists - who included Piers Morgan and Ukip MEP Louise Bours - they told HuffPost UK Comedy: "If we were in a place and there are five really ugly girls, we're thinking ‘Joey Barton's not the worst’, because that’s all he is to us."
The show was broadcast from Heathrow Terminal 2 - widely regarded as the best of Heathrow's five ugly terminals.