Nigel Farage flickering candle, anyone?
Yes, if you're stuck for something to get for that special Ukipper in your life, then look no further.
From pillow cases to jigsaw puzzles, T-shirts to teddy bears (and teddy bears in T-shirts), we've searched Amazon for items featuring the Ukip leader so you don't have to. You can thank us at the polls.
Nigel Farage memorabilia
Nigel Farage pillowcase(01 of17)
For all those sleepless nights you'll have worrying about a Ukip victory.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage teddy bear(02 of17)
Well, many Ukippers do believe in the right to bear arms, you know.
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Buy it on Amazon
'Keep Calm And Love Nigel Farage' fridge magnet(03 of17)
Worried about the rise of Ukip? Heading to the fridge for some comfort food? Why, simply keep calm - and love Nigel!
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage eating a bacon sandwich badge(04 of17)
Speaking of food: thank goodness somebody has had the foresight to mark this moment with a badge.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage drinking a pint bottle-opener(06 of17)
Although we can't help thinking that this bottle-opener is more appropriate, and useful.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage 'Team Nigel' mug(07 of17)
Somebody in your house called Nigel? Show them your support! (As long as they don't mind Ukip colours.)
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage 'Che Guevara' T-shirt(08 of17)
Well, he is the people's revolutionary.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage Obama HOPE poster(09 of17)
We're sure this is absolutely the sort of thing Shepard Fairey hoped for when he created the original design for Obama.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage flickering candle(10 of17)
Don't worry, it's electronic - SO IT CAN NEVER WAVER IN THE POLITICAL WINDS OF CHANGE. Or something.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage wearing a hard hat, autographed(11 of17)
To be fair, this could be useful as a dart board.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage life-size cut-out(12 of17)
Could also be a useful dart board, etc etc.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage baby bib(13 of17)
A handy defence against your Ukip baby spilling its pint everywhere.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage at a polling station jigsaw puzzle(14 of17)
Guaranteed to be one piece short of a full set.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage at the Rochester and Strood by-election jigsaw puzzle(15 of17)
Still, if there's a jigsaw puzzle more exciting than one depicting Nigel Farage at a polling station, it's surely one showing that momentous event when Farage walked down a street with two blokes behind him.
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage LBC jigsaw puzzle(16 of17)
Alternatively, you could do the 'Action Shot Of Nigel Saying Something About Immigrants On Trains' jigsaw puzzle. We hear it's fiendishly difficult - just like learning German!
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Buy it on Amazon
Nigel Farage toilet seat cover(17 of17)
The only place for Nigel's face if, like us, the rise of Ukip scares the s*** out of you.
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Buy it on Amazon