Queen To Be Bombarded With Lower Middle Class Music

Queen To Be Bombarded With Music She Finds Ghastly

BRITAIN will pay tribute to the Queen by standing outside her house and bombarding her with music she finds ghastly.

The jubilee concert will include Gary Barlow, Paul McCartney and Elton John in a 36-hour lower middle class cacophony that will make Her Majesty wish she was either the Queen of Austria or dead.