Russell Brand: 'I'd Eat Eggs Off David Beckham's Stomach'
Russell's Egg-traordinary Fantasy About Becks
Ashley Percival— The Huffington Post UK
Russell Brand has revealed an egg-traordinary fantasy about David Beckham - he wants to eat eggs off Goldenballs' stomach.
Russ confessed to his man crush on the footballer while speaking about his addiction to sex, admitting he thinks Becks is a "god".
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He told an audience in LA: "David Beckham is a god. Just look at him in those underwear ads. I’m not gay but I would eat food off his body.
"Preferably something that needs to be mopped up, like egg. I’d eat it off his stomach,’ he told an audience in Los Angeles.
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He also revealed that sex is never far from his thoughts since splitting with wife Katy Perry last year.
Russell has been linked to a string of women since divorcing the singer, including Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.
Opening up about his addictions, he said: "I think about drugs and shagging all the time. If I’m not thinking about drugs, I’m thinking about shagging or thinking about taking drugs and then having sex while high.
"Sometimes I think about the 'Doctor Who' theme tune too because I like how it sounds."
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"When I was asked to be in the Olympics at first I thought they meant the actual Olympics and I thought to myself, 'finally! Shagging has become an Olympic sport. I better get practising,'" he said.
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