Crufts is an annual event where dogs parade their owners around a small patch of fake grass in a display of their species' control over the human race.
Naturally, some of them were a bit grumpy:
Sad Crufts 2015
(01 of22)
"She's been asleep for seventeen hours. I'm not sure she's breathing." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(02 of22)
"It's OK, you're too good for her. Let it go." (credit:Jon Freeman/Alamy Live News)
(03 of22)
"Ugh, your jacket smells like wet dog and urine." (credit:Jon Freeman/Alamy Live News)
(04 of22)
"Free me human, I must make stool!" (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(05 of22)
"But that's not where the treats are supposed to go!" (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(06 of22)
"I'm getting too old for all this. I'm missing the ruddy snooker." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(07 of22)
"Have you been injured at work or on the road? You could be due compensation." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(08 of22)
"But I wanted ham and cheese..." (credit:Jon Freeman/Alamy Live News)
(09 of22)
"I think she may have had a trouser accident." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(10 of22)
"Let me out, I'm dying for a ciggie." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(11 of22)
"He's looking at those naughty websites again." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(12 of22)
"Nobody came to my birthday party." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(13 of22)
"Oh god, I think I left the hob on." (credit:OLI SCARFF via Getty Images)
(14 of22)
"It's too early. I didn't even know 8am existed." (credit:OLI SCARFF via Getty Images)
(15 of22)
"Excuse me mister, can we have our ball back please?" (credit:OLI SCARFF via Getty Images)
(16 of22)
"It smells like old farts in here." (credit:OLI SCARFF via Getty Images)
(17 of22)
"Sharon! Those bloomin' kids are on our lawn again!" (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(18 of22)
"I don't know where I end and the blanket begins. Life is meaningless and confusing." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(19 of22)
"We've been waiting for this pizza for 55 minutes, I'm not sure it's coming." (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
(20 of22)
"Would you throw a blanket over me or something, woman? I look like a bloody fool." (credit:OLI SCARFF via Getty Images)
(21 of22)
"This whole 'yoga' thing really isn't for me..." (credit:Joe Giddens/PA Wire)
(22 of22)
"I look sodding ridiculous." (credit:Joe Giddens/PA Wire)