It's like International Women's Day never happened.
Yes, today is a day of celebration for all carnivorous men, for it is Steak And Blow Job Day. No, really.
Steak And Blow Job Day was invented by the Romans, or Harry S Truman, or neither, it has its own official website, and it's a national holiday in Argentina (we may have made that last bit up).
What it most definitely is, is an excuse for silliness - and barbs - on Twitter. We've rounded up some of our favourite tweets about it (so far - we'll keep adding to it) below. But first, an Honourable Mention to @scriblit, aka Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, for her proposed follow-up days: