Opening A Beer Bottle With Your Bum Is The Ultimate Party Trick

This Guy Has A Very Special Way Of Opening A Beer Bottle

One of the great stresses in life is being unable to find a bottle opener when you need one.

That shouldn't be a problem when El Destapador Humano is around. He can miraculously pop the top off a beer using his butt cheeks.

Bad-Idea Bottle Openers
iPhone 5 Bottle Opener(01 of14)
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Apple iPhone 5 Armor 4 In1 , W/Card, Bottle Opener, Stand, Black+Black | amazon.com, $6.85Yeah, this doesn't spell disaster. (credit:Amazon)
Flip Flop Bottle Opener(02 of14)
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Guinness Clover Logo Beer Alcohol Bottle Opener Flip Flops Sandals | amazon.com, $19.95This is real classy guys. (credit:Amazon)
Denture Bottle Opener(03 of14)
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Denture Bottle Opener | amazon.com, $4.99Ummmm. (credit:Amazon)
Remote Control Bottle Opener(04 of14)
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Remote Control Bottle Opener | amazon.com, $19.99Absolutely ridiculous and totally amazing, all in one. (credit:Amazon)
Bottle Opener Wayfarer Party Gear Classic Sunglasses(05 of14)
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Bottle Opener Wayfarer Party Gear Classic Sunglasses | amazon.com, $9.99This has tool written all over it. (credit:Amazon)
Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Opener(06 of14)
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Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Opener | amazon.com, $7.23If you're old enough to drink a beer, you should be past thinking this is funny. (credit:Amazon)
Bottle Opener Dog Collar(07 of14)
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Bottle Opener Recycled Dog Collar | amazon.com, $22.50It's one way to never forget your dog. (credit:Amazon)
Ring Bottle Opener(08 of14)
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Ring Bottle Opener | amazon.com, $3.99Guys, this does not make you look cool. (credit:Amazon)
50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener(09 of14)
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50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener | amazon.com, $9.86We just want to know why. (credit:Amazon)
Butterfly Multi Tool Bottle Opener (10 of14)
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Butterfly Multi Tool Bottle Opener | amazon.com, $6.48This is a GREAT idea. (Please note the sarcasm.) (credit:Amazon)
Bottle Opener Hats(11 of14)
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Bottle Opener Hats | amazon.com, $19.99We get it guys. You really love beer. (credit:Amazon)
Deer Rear Bottle Opener(12 of14)
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Deer Rear Bottle Opener | amazon.com, $99.00Why?!? (credit:Amazon)
Vampire Beer Bottle Opener(13 of14)
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Vampire Beer Bottle Opener | homewetbar.com, $12.95Aren't we done with vampires already? (credit:Home Wet Bar)
Bottle Opening Cap Launcher(14 of14)
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Bottle Opening Cap Launcher | theawesomer.com, $11People under the influence probably shouldn't have one of these in their hands. (credit:The Awesomer)