The Year in Rhyme Part Two

I'm using Christmas downtime, hope it's not perverse, to look back at the last year, entirely in rhyme.
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I'm using Christmas downtime,

Hope it's not perverse

To look back at the last year,

Entirely in rhyme.

Occasionally blank.

Thank

You.

Eurozone Hacked phone

Little Mix Cricket Fix

Ed Balls St Pauls

Vaclav Havel Prince Phil unwell

NHS Frickin' mess

Not to mention Pension tension.

Cameron crabby Downton Abbey

Downton too long David Camerong

Eton circle Ditched by Merkel

Big society Royal Variety

Wills'n'Kate, Hitchens (late)

Tram rant, Hugh Grant

Steve Jobs Clarkson gobs.

We bid farewell to ol' Gaddafi,

And welcome back Edina, Saffi.

Palin failin', Cain unAbelin'

Rebekah Wade Reformed Suede

Occupy Custard pie

Hunt ban moaners Bankers' bonus

Barcelona's Cup "I am not making this up"

Fires in Croydon Tax avoidin'

Scots panda Love 'Miranda'

Berlusconi More hacked phonie

Pippa's bum Lauper's tum

Austerity Adam Werrity

Kim Jong Ricky 'Mong'...

My doggerel, Online bogroll

Like affliction My prediction

Next year It's here:

More Afghan grim pics, sodding Olympics

Labour still Miliband run

But which one?

Cameron hangs on

With a Nick Clegg to stand on

And so it goes again, plus ca change

At least disproving the lie that nothing rhymes with orange

Happy new year

And calm down dear.