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Boris Johnson Reveals How Cameron Can Win Him Over For The Brexit Referendum

Boris Johnson Reveals How Cameron Can Win Him Over For The Brexit Referendum
Ryan Barrell
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London's Mayor Boris Johnson leaves No10 Downing Street after talks with Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron in London, Wednesday, Feb. 17, 2016. (AP Photo/Frank Augstein)
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London Mayor and Tory MP Boris Johnson has revealed his list of demands to finally join David Cameron's side in the fight to remain in the EU.

Ahead of the Brexit referendum, the prime minister hopes to win the substantial influence of the historically ambiguous BoJo in an attempt to sway voters.

After meeting with the PM at 10 Downing Street on Wednesday, Boris has officially revealed his list of demands to join the "In" crowd.

Boris Johnson's Demands For EU In Vote
Taps that dispense champagne installed in his house(01 of08)
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Just... because.
A solid gold whiff-whaff paddle(02 of08)
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Important for international relations.
Caviar sandwiches back on the menu in the Commons(03 of08)
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Because nothing else compares. Not even Pret. (credit:Jean-Paul Boyer via Getty Images)
An easier constituency(04 of08)
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"Uxbridge and South Ruislip is too much effort," Johnson said. "Can't I just be the MP of my own constituency that's just my house?" (credit:Nick Ansell/PA Wire)
His own private floating airport(05 of08)
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In the Cherwell. Made of mini eggs and Curly Wurlys.
That one Happy Meal toy he hasn't got yet(06 of08)
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He needs the full set!
To be able to Get His Own Back(07 of08)
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Boris said he wants Dave Benson-Phillips to come back for an episode of Get Your Own Back so he can get on the show.
For someone to trade him a Snorlax so he can complete his Pokédex(08 of08)
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He didn't manage to catch it.

So, there you go David - you know his demands. Better get to work.

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