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Cookie Cutter Fails

19 Cookie Cutters That Are Doomed To Fail
Ryan Barrell
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Ah, cookie cutters. A way of making boring old biscuits a bit more interesting.

There's nothing wrong with that, except with these cookie cutters. Some are poorly thought out, some look a bit naughty, and some are just downright unfathomable.

Cookie Cutters that Are Doomed To Fail (LIST)
The "pot of gold and the end of the rainbow"(01 of19)
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Which looks like a willy. You can buy it here.
The anatomical kidney(02 of19)
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Yum?
The Edgar Allen Poe(03 of19)
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Because literary geeks just love a good, poetic snack.
And Jane Austen...(04 of19)
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Wow. They also have Geoffrey Chaucer, Emily Dickinson, William Shakespeare and Charles Dickens.
The scientific test tube(05 of19)
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Which looks like a condom.
The "tomato and cucumber"(06 of19)
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Which looks like a willy. Y'know, to get kids into the idea of eating healthily. By making cookies look like vegetables/willies.
The arrow(07 of19)
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Sure, it's obviously an arrow. Looks like an arrow. But if your douch spreads a bit while it's in the oven? Willy. Willy cookies.

via this Etsy page
The mushroom(08 of19)
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It's quite phallic.
The "pencil"(09 of19)
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Also quite phallic.
The pair of cherries(10 of19)
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Which could easily be two swinging testicles.
The "tennis racket"(11 of19)
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Which looks like it could be a sex toy.
The mini baby rattle(12 of19)
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Or the mini marital aid.
The Peppa Pig(13 of19)
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Or, if someone bites off the ears...
The diamond(14 of19)
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Perfectly innocent, until someone uses it on pink dough like in this picture. Which is from the actual shop listing.
The Crocs(15 of19)
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These aren't particularly naughty or sexual, they're just disgusting. Why do these exist??
The Pokéball(16 of19)
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Ah, that popular children's video game and television series. Except this item from Pokémon looks a little bit like a boob.
The poop emoji(17 of19)
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Who would want to eat this?
The sports whistle(18 of19)
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"Let's just make it sharp at the end so it doesn't look like a penis and balls"
The Ryan Gosling(19 of19)
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Want to make your cookies look like Ryan Gosling? Sadly this isn't the cookie cutter for you, as it looks absolutely nothing like him. It's still listed as that, though.

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