Flatmate Horror Stories Will Make You Thankful Yours Only Steal Your Milk

"THERE WAS POOP IN THE MICROWAVE."

Living with other human beings can be hell. There's no easy way around it, because most of us will have to do it at some point in our lives.

Writer Dawn Foster decided to ask the lovely people of Twitter to share their housemate horror stories, and was inundated with some truly horrific responses.

She even had a few tales of her own:

But things like stolen milk will look pail in comparison to some of the things her followers shared.

From poor food hygiene...

To general poor manners...

To bodily fluids...

And putting rubbish in the fridge...

Some people had truly scary stories...

Some people had to deal with much more than any human should be expected to handle...

Including drug-fuelled sex parties...

While others genuinely had to sit through exorcisms...

Or other bizarre break-up rituals...

And some couldn't even watch TV in peace...

Doesn't it all make you thankful for your own freedom?

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