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Open Image ModalTwo policemen guard the King Edward VII hospital as the Queen Elizabeth recovers. And that's the long and short of it.
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Open Image ModalYou thought Justin Bieber's lateness was embarrassing? Imagine being caught short while performing.
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Open Image ModalNick Clegg: you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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Open Image Modal"And what do YOU do?" the man asked Prince Charles.
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Open Image ModalOne of these men is a cycling champion, the other champions... no, wait. The other's a buffoon.
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Open Image ModalKevin Pietersen: not necessarily the skilled sportsman he'd have us believe.
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Open Image ModalFat Boy Slim was hoping to meet a funk soul brother at the House of Commons. Instead, he got Lembit Opik.
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Open Image ModalWe don't think relations between Poland and Germany have been this good since... Nope, can't think when.
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Open Image ModalEver wondered how they keep tiny birds still to weigh them? Well, wonder no more.
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Open Image ModalThe new US Energy Secretary is unveiled. And it's Tommy Lee Jones in 'Lincoln'.
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Open Image ModalYou know when they talk about having a devil on your shoulder..?
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Open Image ModalUh-oh - looks like Antony Worrall Thompson's been caught shoplifting again!
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Open Image ModalPeople of Britain, note: This pose is as casual as David Cameron gets.
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Open Image ModalStill, at least his wife knows how to let her hair down.
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Open Image ModalGareth Bale finally invests in an invisible mattress to dive on to.
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Open Image ModalMeanwhile, back at the O2 gig, fans worry that Justin Bieber's getting just a bit too messianic.
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Open Image ModalTwo dogs attempt to reenact the "two fish in a tank" joke.
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Open Image Modal"Oh, don't worry - I've had plenty of experience sitting next to a dummy."
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Open Image ModalMeanwhile, at the Vatican, God gives a sign about his unhappiness at having to choose a new Pope.
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Open Image ModalFrancoise Hollande: not putting out for Israel.
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Open Image ModalCheryl Cole shows Francois Hollande how it's done.
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Open Image ModalFinally, Boris starts to smell success.
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Open Image ModalCara Delevingne - pulling ugly faces in the way that only the truly beautiful can.
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Open Image ModalAngela Merkel: not happy at all with her Mother's Day present this year.
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Open Image ModalIt's the fancy dress outfit we've all been waiting for!
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Open Image ModalBen Stiller plays tennis, despite having forgotten his kit. AWKWARD!
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Open Image ModalWait - is it those two policemen again?