It's June. There are some noticeable absences in your office. And the supermarket shelves are bereft of alcohol.
Yup, it's Glastonbury...
1) He's phoning for a chopper...
2) For a group? Acceptable. For one man? Ill-advised...
3) Plenty of room for more on there...
4) That is a particularly classy festival selection...
5) Cocktails in a can. Sacrilege...
6) Erm, that's not booze it's sun cream and crackers...
7) Guessing this guy will be easy to spot...
8) Superb decanting work there...
9) The budget connoisseur...
10) Reckon that'll last till around 3pm Saturday...
11) You only going for the afternoon Dave?
12) Solid start...
13) Seems to be a running theme...
14) And another...
15) That is top quality wrapping lads...
16) Might not last a weekend but my that is pretty...
17) That won't last the four of you...
18) You know it lasts more than a couple of days, right?
19) #lad #gunshow #Fosters?
20) Maybe swap some for all that lemonade then...
21) Yeah, eggs?
And here's a nifty smuggling technique from last year...
Glastonbury Festival 2015 - Arrivals
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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A festivalgoer shields herself from the sun at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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A festivalgoer relaxing at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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A festivalgoer relaxing at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers Abi Purchase (right) and Becky Bennane, both from Plymouth, relaxing at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers Philippa Wright (left) and fashion blogger Annabel Bowsing, both from Watford, relax with a drink at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoer Alex Jackman from London and his son Ollie, aged 7 months, arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoer Abi Purchase from Plymouth arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers Alix Smith (left) and Jess Buttel, both from Sydney, Australia, celebrate putting up their tent in a campsite at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers relax after arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arriving at the Glastonbury Festival with their camping gear on a trolley, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoer Beth Camilleri from Hackney, London, arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitching their tents at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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A festivalgoer relaxing at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Music fans discuss where to pitch their tents at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Festivalgoer Beth Camilleri from Hackney, London, arriving at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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A music fan arrives at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Festivalgoers Alix Smith (left) and Jess Buttel, both from Sydney, Australia, celebrate putting up their tent in a campsite at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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A festivalgoer shields herself from the sun at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers Abi Purchase (right) and Becky Bennane, both from Plymouth, relaxing at the Glastonbury Festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers Alix Smith (left) and Jess Buttel, both from Sydney, Australia, putting up their tent in a campsite at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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A music fan arrives at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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A music fan arrives at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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A festivalgoer rests in the sunshine at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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A music fan arrives at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Festivalgoers pitch their tents at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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A music fan arrives at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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Music fans arrive at the The Glastonbury Music Festival on Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England. (Photo by Jim Ross/Invision/AP) (credit:Jim Ross/AP)
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EDS NOTE: IMAGE TAKEN WITH FISHEYE LENS Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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EDS NOTE: IMAGE TAKEN WITH FISHEYE LENS Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Yui Mok/PA Wire)
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EDS NOTE: DETAILS OF THE TICKET HAVE BEEN PIXELATED BY THE PA PICTURE DESK Kyle Walker-Verkuil, from Banchory, Scotland, holds his ticket as he arrives at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Mollie Phillips (left) 24, and Lucy Ratcliffe, 26, both from London, sit down as festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
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Festivalgoers have their wristbands attached as they arrive at the Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)