James Joyce Quotes: Farts, Milk And Jesus

James Joyce Quotes: Farts, Milk And Jesus
James Joyce Bizarre Quotes
(01 of22)
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"Does nobody understand?"Last words (January 1941)IMAGE:PA/PA Archive/Press Association Images
(02 of22)
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"I was blue mouldy for the want of that pint."Ulysses
(03 of22)
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"The demand that I make of my reader is that he should devote his whole Life to reading my works."Interview in Harper's Magazine (1959)IMAGE: REX
(04 of22)
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''Satan, really, is the romantic youth of Jesus re-appearing for a moment.''ULYSEESIMAGE: Wendy Conroy dressed in period costume with a copy of Ulysses. Julien Behal/PA Wire
(05 of22)
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"I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women."About his wife, Nora. Selected Letters of James Joyce. IMAGE: Getty
(06 of22)
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"Molly Bloom was a down-to-earth lady. She would never have indulged in anything so refined as a stream of consciousness."Quoted in Prokosch's Voices: A MemoirIMAGE: PA
(07 of22)
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"You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman."ExilesIMAGE: Wikipedia
(08 of22)
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"A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk."Ulysses
(09 of22)
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"We'll meet again, we'll part once more. The spot I'll seek if the hour you'll find. My chart shines high where the blue milk's upset." Finnegans Wake
(10 of22)
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"But my body was like a harp and her words and gestures were like fingers running upon the wires."DublinersIMAGE: Milliner John Shevlin poses as James Joyce. Credit: Niall Carson/PA Wire
(11 of22)
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"Three quarks for Muster Mark!"Finnegan's Wake IMAGE: Getty
(12 of22)
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"A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery."Ulysses
(13 of22)
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"Thaw! The last word in stolentelling!"Finnegans WakeIMAGE: Getty
(14 of22)
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"But all they are all there scraping along to sneeze out a likelihood that will solve and salve life's robulous rebus" Finnegans Wake
(15 of22)
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"British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops."UlyssesIMAGE: Flickr.com/Robert Scarth
(16 of22)
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"The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea."Ulysses
(17 of22)
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"Love...is in fact so unnatural a phenomenon that it can scarcely repeat itself"Notes made by Joyce for his play ExilesIMAGE: Wikipedia
(18 of22)
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"Nonetheless, that book was a terrible risk. A transparent leaf separates it from madness."On Ulysses, quoted in James Joyce: The Critical HeritageIMAGE: AP/AP/Press Association Images
(19 of22)
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"Stuff it into you, his belly counselled him." James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
(20 of22)
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"Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America.''The Mirage of the Fisherman of Aran IMAGE: Wikipedia
(21 of22)
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"No God for Ireland! he cried. We have had too much God in Ireland. Away with God!"A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
(22 of22)
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''The Irishman's house is his coffin.''UlyssesThomas M Kelly reads a copy of James Joyces' Ulysses in the authors study at the James Joyce Centre for the annual Bloomsday festival. IMAGE: Niall Carson/PA Wire