Daily Mail Commenters Think Jeremy Clarkson's Sacking Is A Feminist Conspiracy

Daily Mail Commenters Have Lost The Plot Over Jeremy Clarkson's Sacking...
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Following the BBC's decision not to renew Jeremy Clarkson's contract after his 'fracas' with a producer, many people on the internet jumped to the 'Top Gear' hosts defence.

Ignoring the fact that he had physically and verbally assaulted a colleague, tweeters and website commenters across the globe were laying into Oisin Tymon because he had the audacity to be punched in the face by a co-worker.

Obviously, the Daily Mail's comments section was rife with the kind of statements that make you despair for humanity and want to crawl into a hole for a bit.

Daily Mail Commenters Respond To Jeremy Clarkson's Sacking
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Despair for humanity.
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Too much information.
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"Anyone normal".
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You know there was a tragic plane crash this week, right?
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Presented without comment.
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He was a producer, he literally made the show happen.
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Yes, the BBC has an underlying vegetarian agenda. They're in cahoots with the lettuce industry. May as well rename themselves the Vegan Broadcasting Corporation.
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I think this comment gave me an aneurysm.
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Yep, that definitely did it.
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This must be a troll. For the good of humanity, we hope it's a troll.
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Here's why victim blaming is bad, just for reference.
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Apparently grievous bodily harm is an acceptable way of disciplining staff now?
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Oooooh, scary!
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He was bleeding, he might have required stitches. If anything, he was just being cautious.
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Yes for god's sake, this man is on TV so he deserves to be able to do whatever he wants!
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Oh, so you were there?
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Right.
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Disclaimer: This isn't the actual Banksy. At least probably not.
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This is actually quite sad. Top Gear was your entire life?
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What?
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Hooray for politically motivated violence!
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Oh good lord. This person is seriously slamming the Beeb for hiring someone not born in Britain?
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Not even acknowledging the misogyny here, you think Clarkson spending hours in the pub and returning to the hotel after the kitchen had closed is Tymon's fault?
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That literally sounds like the worst thing possible.
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Translation: "If he entertains me for an hour while I sit on the sofa and fart out a Sunday roast, who cares! Let him vomit on a sick child for all I care!"
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To make it clear, you were already paying for Jeremy Clarkson's wages with the licence fee. And he probably wouldn't be eligible for Jobseeker's Allowance due to, you know, how incredibly rich he is.
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Jesus wept.
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That's just creepy.
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Yes, let's all punch him, it's his fault he was punched in the first place!
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Obviously it had absolutely nothing to do with the racially motivated tirade of verbal and physical abuse Clarkson unleashed on one of his colleagues. Nope. It was about politics.
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So... you originally preferred to spend that money on TV than your own family?
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Seriously?

The 'Top Gear' presenter reported himself to BBC bosses after an on-location scuffle with producer Oisin Tymon.

Clarkson and his two co-hosts had been filming in Yorkshire for the day and went to the pub for drinks afterwards. When they returned to the hotel late at night, Clarkson was distraught to be offered a plate of cold cuts rather than his preferred steak and chips.

The 54-year-old spent 30 seconds physical assaulting Tymon and required another staff member to drag him away, before embarking on a 30 minute tirade of verbal abuse, including calling his colleague a "lazy Irish c***".

Tymon was left with a bloody lip and went to A&E. After two weeks of deliberation, the BBC made the decision not to renew his contract in light of recent controversies.

Who Could Replace Jeremy Clarkson On 'Top Gear'?
Katie Hopkins(01 of11)
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If you're looking for someone who doesn't mind being purposefully offensive, look no further than Katie Hopkins. The controversy magnet hits the headlines more often than all the Top Gear stars put together, normally because she's offended someone/a large group of people.
Nigel Farage(02 of11)
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You've suspended a pint-loving smoker who has his head stuck in the 1940s? Why not employ someone exactly the same person?Nigel Farage has virtually the same political views as Clarkson, so he'd probably be a good fit.
Vladimir Putin(03 of11)
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If you want someone with outdated ideas about their country's military might and an odd desire to look as masculine as possible, the Russian leader would be a good one to go for. Although he probably won't be free any time soon, he's probably going to be running the Kremlin until he dies.
Piers Morgan(04 of11)
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If you've ever seen one of Piers' epic Twitter spats with Clarkson, you'll know he's remarkably similar in many ways. The same fashion sense, a similarly punchable face, and all the rest of it.
Angela Rippon(05 of11)
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She did so well presenting it in 1977, why not bring her back?
John Inverdale(06 of11)
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Who better to take over from Clarkson's controversy-laden style than the man who brought us "rose-c***ed spectacles"?
Dapper Laughs(07 of11)
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Here's someone as offensive and widely hated as Clarkson, who'll undoubtedly make the same kind of unpleasant jokes just because he thinks they're funny. If maximum offensiveness is what you're going for, snap up the world's least funny comedian ASAP.
Chris Evans(08 of11)
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Chris Evans has been rumoured to be one of the next in line to host the car show, so it might be the right move.
Alan Partridge(09 of11)
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The veteran radio host's alter ego Steve Coogan is quite the petrol-head, having appeared on the show several times. But wouldn't it be great for the man from Norwich to take you around the Top Gear track whining about "POWERRRR" is his trademark nasal voice?
Kanye West(10 of11)
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Potentially the only ego bigger than Clarkson's.
Mr Blobby(11 of11)
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He'd certainly be more coherent than Clarkson at times. He's probably also a bit skinnier and a better driver.