John Lewis's Monty The Penguin Christmas Advert: Here's What Went Through Our Mind As We Watched It

Here's What Went Through Our Mind As We Watched The John Lewis Christmas Advert
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It's the age-old story of boy meets penguin... set to an acoustic cover version of a famous song. Yes, it's this year's John Lewis Christmas advert: starring a cute middle-class moppet, a cute penguin called Monty, and Tom Odell cutely crooning John Lennon's cute 'Real Love'.

Here's a step-by-step guide to what went through our mind as we watched it...

John Lewis 'Monty The Penguin' Christmas Advert
Pingu is showing on TV. We hope John Lewis have paid the BBC for the rights to use this.(01 of40)
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A cute kid is watching Pingu...(02 of40)
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...with a penguin. Ah, this is Monty the penguin of #montythepenguin fame!(03 of40)
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This kid has a nice bedroom. Presumably furnished by John Lewis.(04 of40)
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The boy plays hide-and-seek with his penguin.(05 of40)
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The CGI on this penguin is good.(06 of40)
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Really good.(07 of40)
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Seriously. Look at him bouncing up and down on that trampoline. Wait - do his parents know about this penguin?(08 of40)
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They're hiding under the bed. Possibly not.(09 of40)
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But back to that CGI...(10 of40)
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This is seriously good stuff. Water's particularly tricky to animate.(11 of40)
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And the way he scares the pigeons! So life-like!(12 of40)
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Ah, it appears his parents do know about the penguin.(13 of40)
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Ah, the changing of the seasons.(15 of40)
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Why do these people dress their kid like it's the 1950s?(16 of40)
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Christmas! At last! (This explains the 'changing of the seasons' bit earlier.)(17 of40)
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This kid is a little bit obsessed with his penguin.(18 of40)
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He's spotted something! What is it? Santa?!(19 of40)
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Ah, no. It's just snow.(20 of40)
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The penguin is unimpressed. The boy is sad. We feel a distance between them growing.(21 of40)
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The penguin is too interested in 'It's A Wonderful Life' to notice the snow.(22 of40)
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He's really interested. Check out his wide-eyed stare.(23 of40)
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While out sledging with the boy...(24 of40)
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...the penguin gives his wide-eyed stare again.(25 of40)
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Because he sees a happy couple.(26 of40)
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The boy is confused. We're not. We know how this advert is going to end.(27 of40)
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The penguin is now turning into some sort of voyeur.(28 of40)
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He's obsessed by couples.(29 of40)
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The boy has an idea as the advert moves into its third act.(30 of40)
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The boy wakes up his penguin (not a euphemism).(31 of40)
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Oh, boy. We really want to see this. We really want to see that penguin going downstairs.(32 of40)
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What? No stairs sequence?! You just jump to this point, John Lewis?!(33 of40)
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The penguin gives a wide-eyed stare at... you guessed it...(34 of40)
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A LADY PENGUIN!(35 of40)
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The penguins embrace.(36 of40)
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The boy's mum is apparently happy that they're now going to have TWO live penguins running around the house.(37 of40)
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BUT WAIT. HERE'S THE TWIST (copyright: Bill Watterson, creator of 'Calvin And Hobbes').(38 of40)
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John Lewis makes us all want a penguin...(39 of40)
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...and tells us where we can buy one, for £95.(40 of40)
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