The chap who rampaged through a Premier Inn hotel whilst masturbating with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom has walked free from court - with an odd proviso...
Joseph Small, 20, admitted charges of criminal damage caused during the incident which was also peppered with urine and racial abuse.
Upon being confronted by a member of staff who happened to be Bangladeshi, Joseph Small told the man: “This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan,"
Small also urinated on the Leicester Square hotel carpets in front of guests and shrieked: “I come from Sheffield in England,” during the incident on 31 October.
"I have friends from all different ethnic backgrounds. I'm truly ashamed of myself."
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