Theodore is crying because he wants beef broth as a snack instead of cookies.
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11 Children's Books You Won't Believe Actually Exist
Little Bobby's Drunk Again, By Herbert Biddleman (01 of11)
Pull yourself together Bobby! It's not even noon and you've got a playdate in less than an hour.
My First Cavity Search, By David Blanchard(02 of11)
Also available as an eBook download for when you're stuck at the airport.
It’s Not Going to Get Any Better When You Grow Up, By Drew Bledsoe(03 of11)
Harsh, but true.
Where Willy Went, By Nicholas Allan(04 of11)
For when the little ones aren't buying the whole "babies come from the stork" bit. (credit:YouTube)
Feelings And How To Destroy Them(05 of11)
♪ Feelings. Nothing more than feelings. ♪
Maggie Goes On A Diet, By Paul Kramer(06 of11)
Naturally, there were a few parents who didn't see eye to eye with Kramer's message. (credit:Wikimedia Commons)
The Night Dad Went To Jail, By Melissa Higgins(07 of11)
We're not sure what Dad did, but he was sentenced to SIX years in prison.
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts, By Shinta Cho(08 of11)
We're guessing this book has a rather explosive ending. (credit:Wikimedia Commons)
Everyone Poops, By Tarō Gomi(09 of11)
Based on a true story.
All My Friends Are Dead, By Avery Monsen & Jory John (10 of11)
Something tells us this story doesn't end happily ever after. Photo Credit: Michael Saechang (credit:Flickr/ Michael Saechang)
Go The F*ck To Sleep, By Adam Mansbach(11 of11)
The title pretty much says it all. If you're interested, here's an audio reading courtesy of Levar Burton and Samuel L. Jackson. (credit:Facebook)