Labour may have caused a stir with its completely appalling 'Controls on immigration' mug (just £5 from its online store - a snip!)...
...but is it the worst piece of campaign merchandise out there? Apart from Ukip condoms, that is?
We think not. Because we've trawled the other parties' online shops so you don't have to - and found 21 absolute gems...
Terrible election campaign merchandise
The Conservative 'Don't blame me, I voted Tory' T-shirt(01 of21)
B-b-but... we do blame you. Because you voted Tory.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Ukip pendant(02 of21)
You'll be glad to know that this is made from Cornish pewter. None of that foreign rubbish.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Lib Dem letter-opener(03 of21)
We're not saying the Lib Dems are behind the times, but: who uses letter-openers any more? Who gets letters any more?
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Ukip paperweight(04 of21)
Although forget letter-openers: nothing says 'We're with the times' like a silver paperweight. Mark 20 (count 'em!) years of Ukip by throwing this at an immigrant.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Conservative Magaret Thatcher greetings card pack(05 of21)
A pack of eight Maggie greeting cards. Left blank inside for you to write your own hate message.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Ukip purple diamante laynard(06 of21)
For the Ukip-voting middle-manager in your life.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Conservative silk tie(07 of21)
Because that green tree squiggle is nicely discreet and will only be recognised by fellow Tories.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Ukip polyester tie(08 of21)
Well, it couldn't be Italian silk, could it?
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Lib Dem tie clip and cufflinks set(09 of21)
Not to be outdone: rather than a tie itself, the Lib Dems handily provide a clip for it. Because everyone still wears those (and cufflinks).
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Ukip chiffon scarf(10 of21)
Extremely versatile, this scarf bearing a lilac Ukip logo can be worn while looking this way...
(11 of21)
...or straight ahead. Just remember to iron out the creases first.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Conservative book 'Ed Miliband's Policies For Britain'(12 of21)
But get this: it's actually blank! It's like they stole this idea, or something!
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Ukip silk knot cufflinks set(13 of21)
The website fails to say if these are made from Italian silk. WE HOPE NOT.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Conservative 'Iron Baby' baby grow(14 of21)
See what they did there?! Yes, nothing says 'deciding your child's politics for it' like a Maggie Thatcher-loving baby grow.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Conservative 'Little Iron Lady' baby grow(15 of21)
Of course, if your Iron Baby is a girl, you might be wanting this one, instead.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The 'Ukip at work' hi-viz tabard(16 of21)
A modern-day 'Kick Me' sign, if you will.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Ukip Christmas card(17 of21)
A beautiful landscape card that appears to have...
(18 of21)
...its message printed in portrait. Oops!
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Conservative cupcake cases(19 of21)
To be honest, we're mainly shocked that the Conservatives don't still call them 'fairy cakes'.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The Lib Dem mug(20 of21)
Dull? Yes. If only they'd livened it up by putting 'I'M A LIB DEM MUG' on it.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)
The 'I'm voting Ukip' poster(21 of21)
Easily the most embarrassing piece of merchandise of the lot.
Buy it here (should you really want to)
Buy it here (should you really want to)