When Pizza Rat somehow became an internet celebrity when he was caught emulating the millennial struggle - ie carrying a slice of pizza up some stairs - we thought nothing would ever be as great again.
But someone at Mashable was on location at a New York branch of Shake Shack when they noticed another rodent with a hankering for fast food - this time, a crafty little squirrel stealing a milkshake from a bin.
Enjoy it, little buddy.