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Prince George Baptism: The Crappiest Memorabilia (PICTURES)

LOOK: Prince George's Baptism: The Crappiest Memorabilia
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Crap Royal Souvenirs
Prince George Cushions(01 of09)
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These would make an ideal present or keepsake.PLEASE NOTE -THE SETTEE, DOLL AND BABY ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE
DIY(02 of09)
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If all else fails, you can knit your own terrifying version of the happy family. (credit:Ebay)
Baby Bib(03 of09)
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We're just not that sure how many people this would apply to? (credit:beautyandthebib.com)
Barf bags (04 of09)
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Designer Lydia Leith is hoping that Prince George's loyal subjects tired of toasting the baby's baptism might instead want to upchuck in her royal barf bags.
Loving Cup(05 of09)
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We're not sure what a Loving Cup is, but it sounds dirty. (credit:http://katemiddletonbaby.net/)
A Whole New World Of Crap Souvenirs(06 of09)
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Travel writer Doug Lansky, the creator of CrapSouvenirs.com, says, "this special Royal Wedding-themed package of condoms will help turn any impending romantic moment into a debate about the nuances of acceptable merchandising." (credit:CrapSouvenirs.com)
A Whole New World Of Crap Souvenirs(07 of09)
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Want to send Kate Middleton a message that she stole your man? It's best to put it somewhere she's sure to see it. (credit:CrapSouvenirs.com)
A Whole New World Of Crap Souvenirs(08 of09)
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For some people, the perfect Royal souvenir is on the tips of their fingers. (credit:CrapSouvenirs.com)
The cheesiest royal baby tribute ever(09 of09)
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A pizza featuring Prince George with his parents, William and Kate.Making the pies is a royal pain-in-the-neck for Crolla, who spends 90 minutes on the pizza portraits.

Are you desperate for some tiny little cushions to celebrate the baptism of Prince George today?

Fear not, the internet, as always, has delivered.

Those hoping to treasure the royal nipper's christening forever can collect a plethora of tat memorabilia online.

George is expected to bring $380m into the UK's economy, including $95m in booze sales alone, according to analysts.

We found the strangest -- and most useless products -- ever offered for sale in honour of the Royal baby.

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