Rebecca Black's Saturday
A clock reads 2:00. For clarity, Rebecca lyrically informs us that this is 2pm, not am.(01 of34)
Rebecca says that her memories of the night before are "all so hazy". (02 of34)
Wait - has she been drinking? But she's only 16!(03 of34)
No matter. Rebecca and her posse head out in the car to....(04 of34)
..the beach! Where all self-respecting teenagers sit on skateboards...(05 of34)
...and rocks.(06 of34)
And paddle in the sea.(07 of34)
Rebecca calls a friend...(08 of34)
..who says he'll be with her just as soon as he finds his pants. We don't think he's looked very hard.(09 of34)
He joins Rebecca and her friends, who do this a lot.(10 of34)
And this.(11 of34)
And this.(12 of34)
(They are in no way annoying.)(13 of34)
But enough of the beach! It's evening now, so they set off in their car again to...(14 of34)
...a house party! Where Rebecca wears shades indoors. At night.(15 of34)
Even her friends are horrified by this.(16 of34)
So she takes them off.(17 of34)
Her friends are relieved.(18 of34)
House party antics ensues. People dance with their hands on their chest...(19 of34)
Throw foam at each other...(20 of34)
And pull faces you want to slap.(21 of34)
(Rebecca, meanwhile, rides a toy dinosaur.)(22 of34)
The party guests also play poker. Yes, these teenagers are gambling as well as drinking!(23 of34)
Rebecca interrupts proceedings to plug her last single with the line "Yesterday was Friday".(24 of34)
An extra bearing a vague resemblance to Miley Cyrus is drafted in for an obligatory twerking reference.(25 of34)
And the antics continue. With a blow-up doll...(26 of34)
Someone dancing in a shirt (and sunglasses) like this...(27 of34)
People taking selfies...(28 of34)
And more selfies...(29 of34)
And behaving like this...(30 of34)
And this.(31 of34)
It all gets too much for the Miley lookalike, who falls over.(32 of34)
And finally, in a racially dubious coda, a black man enters the party shouting incomprehensible things while being apprehended by a white police officer.(33 of34)
The house party guests look a little confused. Perhaps they just don't want this Saturday to end?(34 of34)
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