REVEALED: We Finally Know Why The Chilcot Report Is Taking So Long

Finally, we know why the Chilcot Report has taken so long. It's being inscribed by monks in Westminster Abbey.

(Created for HuffPost UK Comedy by David Schneider and David Beresford)

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