Six Nations 2014: A Prediction Of Who Will Win, Based On Six Spurious Analyses
Six Nations 2014: Who Will Win Based On Looks, Flags And More
Andrea Mann— The Huffington Post UK
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Don't follow rugby? Fear not - nor does HuffPost UK Comedy. But that's not going to stop us making a Six Nations prediction. Here's our guide to who's going to win this year's European Super Bowl, based on six things which have absolutely nothing to do with how well each team plays....
From left to right: Ireland: not that fierce. Italy: very fierce. England: befuddled. Wales: now that he's wiped that smile off his face, pretty fierce. Scotland: more proud than fierce. France: confused.
Like the France flag, only green, white and orange.
England(04 of06)
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Slightly sexier. A red cross on a white background.
Scotland(05 of06)
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Even sexier. A diagonal white cross on a blue background.
Wales(06 of06)
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A flag with A F****** MYTHICAL CREATURE ON IT!
5. NATIONAL FLOWER - SCOTLAND
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty... PRETTY AND VICIOUS.
Six Nations: National Flowers
Wales - Daffodil(01 of06)
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Pretty. Yellow. Looks a bit like a trumpet.
France - Iris(02 of06)
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Pretty. Purpley-blue. Van Gogh painted them, despite not being French. (credit:Shutterstock)
Ireland - Shamrock(03 of06)
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Pretty, green... In fact it's not much of a flower, more a type of greenery. (credit:Shutterstock)
Italy - Lily(04 of06)
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(Though there is dispute over this, as Italy isn't big on national flowers.) Pretty, elegant, bit depressing as you associate them with funerals. (credit:Flickr:rist2796)
England - Rose(05 of06)
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Pretty, red, often covered in dew drops.
Scotland - Thistle(06 of06)
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Pretty, purple, slightly vicious. And thus is the toughest of all these flowers. (credit:Shutterstock)
6. NUMBER OF EUROVISION SONG CONTEST WINS - IRELAND
What's another year? Another Irish Eurovision win!
That's right - you read it here first. With two wins out of our six, we predict that Ireland will win this year's Six Nations tournament. Sláinte!