The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

“90 percent of parenting is asking, ‘Did you _?’ when you know damned well that they didn’t.”

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!