The Onion's New Vice Parody 'Edge' Is A Perfect Satire

The Onion Are Taking The Mick Out Of Vice And It's Brilliant
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The Onion media empire is a stalwart in the world of satire, and in recent years they've been expanding into new publications like Clickhole, which seeks to tear apart everything about clickbait.

Their newest venture is Edge, a snarky on-the-scene news operation that's just a bit too enamoured with finding the best cocaine in downtown Fallujah.

The teaser shows EDGEtv correspondent Nic Moss getting a tribal tattoo while firing an assault rifle, which basically sounds like the best news report ever.

It looks like it'll be a roaring success, much like Clickhole, but we can't help but think the UK's oldest and best Vice parody account might be a bit miffed at the new kid on the block stealing the limelight.

In case you're not familiar with @Vice_Is_Hip, here's a quick introduction:

Fooled By "The Onion"
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Stephen A Smith sort of proved The Onion's point when he went on a Twitter tirade about the article, "Stephan A Smith Thinking Son Is Finally Ready For The Sex Argument." Smith rebutted that he didn't have a son or a 9-year-old, later tweeting that he had realized it was a joke. (credit:Twitter/Huffington Post)
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Congressman John Fleming of Louisiana posted the article "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex" to his Facebook page, commenting that it was "abortion by the wholesale." Perhaps the $8 Billion price tag should have tipped him off. (credit:The Root)
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A Danish television station not only ran this story as truth, but included a little poll on the side asking readers if Sean Penn has a right to be upset. So far, 79% say he is ridiculous. (credit:Getty)
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Both The Daily Banab Zamin and The New Nation (two Bangladeshi papers) picked up The Onion's story about Neil Armstrong finally being convinced that the moon landing was staged, not knowing the story was fake. (credit:AP)
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The Onion sparked a panic in Washington D.C. when it started tweeting "breaking news" about 12 children being held hostage at the Capitol Building with the hashtag #CongressHostage. Capitol Police launched an investigation after the tweets, many of which did not link to the parody story, were re-tweeted hundreds of times. (credit:Twitter/Huffington Post)
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The Beijing Evening News printed parts of this article as fact, including a fake Dennis Hastert quote complaining that the Capitol "is no longer suitable for a world-class legislative branch. The sight lines are bad, there aren't enough concession stands or bathrooms, and the parking is miserable." No concession stands? But this is AMERICA. (credit:The Onion)
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Because this sarcastic news brief cited real-life organization The California Parenting Institute (CPI), the organization was swamped with phone calls. Their director of marketing and development, Wendy Hilberman, told the Press Democrat that "It's obviously not OK to list our agency, even in satire." (credit:The Onion)
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If you Google "Jesus died because He was weak and stupid" you might get a good look into America's consciousness. Fictional six-year-old Jessica Lehman's quote has been used as a chain e-mail reasonto fear Harry Potter. Go figure. (credit:The Onion)
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On March 12, 2004, Deborah Norville stated on her MSNBC show that a new study said that 58 percent of exercise done in America was on broadcast television. Whoever wrote the script that night literally wrote, "For instance, of the 3.5 billion sit-ups done during 2003, two million, 30,000 of them were on exercise shows on Lifetime or one of the ESPN channels," as if it were news copy. (credit:The Onion)
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Even The New York Times is susceptible to the occasional Onion parody. The Times published an article about Tiger Beat using a PhotoShopped image of the President on the magazine's cover that accompanied The Onion's fake story. They later ran a correction stating they had "erroneously included a parody cover." (credit:The Onion)
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Now, we assume Fox News knows that The Onion is satire, but according to Mediaite, their website Fox Nation failed to mention that the story was fictional. Naturally, it attracted such gems in the comment as: “HAHAHAHAHAHA OBUMMA – Un-raveled. EPIC FAILURE. IMPEACH it.” (credit:Mediaite/ Fox Nation)
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This early Onion article attracted the fury of Fred Phelps (author of the "God Hates Fags" website), who according to Wired, "listed the article as proof of a gay conspiracy." (credit:The Onion)
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The Onion's "news" that the Catholic Church had softened its feelings toward homosexuality after meeting one fabulous couple fooled some conservatives online. In the Facebook screenshot at left, notoriously anti-gay Rep. Sally Kern doesn't exactly take the bait, but doesn't say she knows it's a joke, either. (credit:Sad News Network)
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The Battle Creek Enquirer reported that the Sheriff's department had released a dispatch about the possibility of terrorists making telemarketing phone calls, including information from The Onion's article. (credit:The Onion)
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The Mecklenberg County, VA Republican Party thought they were really on to something when they posted The Onion's story to their Facebook page. After posting, they expressed their disconcern in a comment that no other news sources had picked up the story of Obama's 19-year-old son. We wonder why? (credit:a href="http://literallyunbelievable.org/">Literally Unbelievable)