The Wig & Penis Is Not Open (But Cornwall's The Wig & Pen Pub Is) (PICTURE)

An Almighty Cock-Up For The Wig & Penis (PICTURE)
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The Wig & Penis is open, y’all.

Um, sorry, that should be the Wig & Pen pub is open…

The cock-up (sorry) arose after staff at the Truro, Cornwall boozer tried to erect (there I go again) an “open for business” sign when an adjacent road was closed for waterworks.

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The unintentionally smutty sign made its way onto Twitter (of course it did), prompting mirth and leaving red-faced staff to take it down again.

Whoopsie.

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