31 Family Christmas Cards That Are Even More Awkward Than Tony Blair's

31 Family Christmas Cards That Are Even More Awkward Than Tony Blair's
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There are Christmas cards. And there’s Tony Blair’s Christmas card...

“Leave him, Tone! He’s not worth it!”

Still, if you think Bliar’s grimace and Cherie’s clinging is awkward, they’ve got nothing on the likes of these guys...

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And these guys...

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And the chap in this family...

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Oh deer [sic]. Yes, sit back, pour yourself a glass of eggnog and enjoy the definitive round-up of Awkward Family Photos - the seasonal edition!

Awkward Family Christmas Photos
We can't Adam and Eve it.(01 of32)
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Yep, even the little kid got one. Poor kid.(02 of32)
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The young Mariah Carey. Possibly.(03 of32)
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Because nothing is funnier than a bearded baby Jesus!(04 of32)
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If Budweiser did Christmas tree decorations.(05 of32)
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Little Tommy didn't manage to escape from the house until the following summer. (06 of32)
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Altogether now: He's behiiiiiind youuuuu!(07 of32)
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Shortly after this photo was taken, they were all felled, after a lumberjack mistook them for real trees. Tragic.(08 of32)
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You think it's bad - then you spot that Mrs Santa Claus is wearing a garter. And it just got worse.(09 of32)
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No words.(10 of32)
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Because nothing says 'Christmas' like a scary demon child!(11 of32)
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At least the kids are making an effort.(12 of32)
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World's best dad, world's worst reindeer impersonator.(13 of32)
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Looks like someone didn't get the pyjama present.(14 of32)
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In which Father Christmas sits on their laps. Geddit?!(15 of32)
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Because the family that dresses together, stays together.(16 of32)
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Because the family that dresses together, etc etc.(17 of32)
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Christmas jumpers never looked so good.(18 of32)
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Silent Nightswimming.(19 of32)
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Bad Santa just got even badder.(20 of32)
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The nightmare before Christmas.(21 of32)
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'Tis the season to be jolly, guys! Guys..?(22 of32)
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Well, if they can fake the Moon landings...(23 of32)
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Something tells us that grandma doesn't want to be there.(24 of32)
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In the words of the famous song: You need hands.(25 of32)
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In which a child rapper marries a child bride. Or something.(26 of32)
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Champagne quite literally on ice. Nice!(27 of32)
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And you thought Tony Blair looked vaguely threatening...(28 of32)
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Bandanas never looked so festive. Or awkward.(29 of32)
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Don't tell the two dogs, but you know what those coats are made out of, don't you..?(30 of32)
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Nothing like celebrating a Christmas pregnancy and obesity!(31 of32)
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The true meaning of Christmas.(32 of32)
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