A complete muppet has said that Scotland should remain part of the UK.
When asked for his opinion on Scottish independence, he said: "Of course Scotland could govern itself. So could England. But we do it so much better together."
He is not the only muppet to call for Scotland to stay in the UK. Other comments made recently include Beaker's threat about currency union ("No matter how much of a racket they make, it isn't going to change") - and Dr Teeth's call for Scotland to "Stay with us."