The charity wants you to cast a roving eye over the nation’s cheese-dodgers, with the male and female winners romping home with a night at a vegetarian guest house and a dinner for two.
Will you vote for Amy, who describes herself as a “vegan earth angel warrior, here on a mission of true compassion for the animals”? or does Shayna, the self-professed “friendliest, funniest and definitely sexiest vegan you’ll meet” do it for you?
Scroll down for a gallery of contestants
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Laura is 'Irish and blonde with no blood on her hands'
In the blue corner you’ll find the cigar-chomping Pendle, a man of few words who simply describes himself as “athletic”.
Calum, however, would like you to know he is “crazy, funky, sexy, tall, witty, dreamy, humble and super-powered.”
Nice.
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Calum is 'crazy, funky, sexy, tall, witty, dreamy, humble and super-powered'
Winning criteria is the total number of votes you receive, the “enthusiasm” you demonstrate in promoting your entry and veganism, and Peta’s own assessment of your attractiveness.
All votes must be received by 7 June at 3pm BST, so better get clicking then…