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Piers Morgan Loses CNN Show, But Would He Be Better Off In One Of These Roles?

From Newsnight To London Mayor: What Could Piers Morgan Do Next?
Huffington Post UK
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Poor Piers Morgan has had his prime-time US show cancelled.

'Piers Morgan Live' just wasn't getting the required ratings as the host himself admitted Americans are "tired of me banging on".

So what's next for the Brit? Could he come back home? Well, here are a few roles he might consider...

What Could Piers Morgan Do Next?
London Mayor (01 of08)
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Boris Johnson once said "exporting Piers Morgan to America was good for London". What better way to get revenge than to steal his job...
Host Newsnight(02 of08)
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Paxman may have landed Morgan in some heat in the hacking scandal. What better way to get revenge than by stealing his job...
Present Top Gear(03 of08)
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Clarkson once described Morgan as a "monumental twat". What better revenge than.... there's a theme appearing here.
Captain England Cricket Team(04 of08)
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Piers Morgan was involved in an almighty spat with Matt Prior over the ending of Kevin Pietersen's captaincy. What better way to get revenge than become Prior's boss.
Press Advisor(05 of08)
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By all accounts Morgan has a very in-depth knowledge of how the media works, along with a few other areas of expertise. Perhaps he could put these to good use as David Cameron's new press advisor...
Manage Arsenal (06 of08)
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Morgan has consistently blamed Arsene Wenger for an eight-year trophy drought. Perhaps he could address the situation by...
Could Piers solves Arsenal's hunt for a 'world class' striker?(07 of08)
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... suddenly becoming the greatest striker known to man. Somehow...
Ambassador to the United States(08 of08)
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Plenty of Americans don't like him, plenty of Brits don't like him. What better way to get revenge than to screw up international relations between the two countries for ever and sparking the kind of End of Days scenario that all those gun nuts have spent the last few years telling him they need their guns for.
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