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The Daily Mash's Top 10 Stories Of 2014, From Gay Marriage To Russell Brand

The Daily Mash's Top 10 Headlines This Year (So Far)
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As 2014's end approaches - sorry, kids - thoughts naturally turn to a) Christmas lists and b) annuals. So how fortunate that the 2015 Daily Mash Annual, 'Random Acts Of Foul-Mouthed Cruelty', has now arrived - fulfilling both your annual and Christmas gift wishes. Hurrah!

To mark the occasion, here's a round-up of The Daily Mash's top 10 headlines from 2014 - from gay marriage to Scottish independence, from Russell Brand to Glastonbury. They're all featured in the aforementioned annual, which is now available for all discerning book- and satire-lovers for a mere £10. Hurrah again!

The Daily Mash Top 10 Headlines Of 2014
Pubs to trial professional lanes(01 of11)
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Britain’s pubs will have a section of the bar reserved for people who know what they’re doing this Christmas.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Married gays to tour drought-hit countries(02 of11)
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Betrothed homosexuals are to use their magical flood-creating powers to bring new life to desert regions.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Public warned not to acknowledge festival wristbands(03 of11)
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People wearing expired festival wristbands are a limitless source of tiresome drug anecdotes, it has been claimed.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
UK thanks Russell Brand(04 of11)
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That not-voting thing has worked out brilliantly, Britain has told Russell Brand.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Hundreds of lost indie bands found in Camden Lock(05 of11)
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More than 300 indie bands have been discovered in Camden Lock after it was drained for repairs.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Hideous Londoners forced to travel above ground(06 of11)
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The twisted troglodytes who inhabit London have been forced to expose themselves to daylight. Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Middle-aged man 'was wearing non-Superdry clothing'(07 of11)
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A 42-year-old male was chased by other middle-aged men after attending a barbecue wearing a shirt that was not from Superdry.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Independent Scotland will not be allowed to use British oxygen(08 of11)
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British oxygen molecules that drift into an independent Scotland must be sent back immediately, it has been claimed.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Nice girls pretending to look forward to Glastonbury(09 of11)
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Well-groomed young women who do not take drugs are pretending to be excited about attending Glastonbury Festival.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
Wales gone(10 of11)
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Wales is not there anymore.Read the full story on The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash annual 2015(11 of11)
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The Daily Mash Annual 2015: Random Acts of Foul-Mouthed Cruelt is out now, published by Hamlyn, £10.
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