On Sunday night, a person won the competition they'd been expected to win.
In an evening filled with absolutely no tension at all, the person beat off a lack of fierce competition from people nobody has heard of/cares about in front of an audience of thousands in Leeds/London.
Despite their win, the person is not expected to develop a personality/long-term career any time soon.
The only controversy of the night was a full kiss on the lips between two men. Gary Lineker and Sir Alex Ferguson were unavailable for comment.
SPOTY 2013
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Second placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leigh Halfpenny (left), Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson and Third placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Tony McCoy during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Andy Murray appears via video link during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Andy Murray appears via video link during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Andy Murray appears via video link during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Andy Murray appears via video link during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Amy Williams arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Ben Ainslie and Georgie Thompson arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Dennis Irwin arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Suzi Perry arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Michael Carrick arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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William Murray arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Alan Shearer arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Hannah Cockroft arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Chris Froome arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Ben Cohen arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Sir Jackie Stewart arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Stuart Lancaster and wife Nina arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Alistair Brownlee and Jonny Brownlee arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Rebecca Adlington arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Mark Webber arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Chris Froome and girlfriend Michelle Cound arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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James Cracknell and Beverley Turner arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Jessica Ennis-Hill and Andy Hill arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Ellie Simmonds arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Louis Smith arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Sir Chris Hoy and wife Sarra Kemp arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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David Moyes arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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James Cracknell and Beverley Turner arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Sir Chris Hoy and wife Sarra Kemp arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Bradley Wiggins arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Georgie Thompson arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Helen Skelton arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Carl Froch and Rachael Cordingley arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Judy Murray arriving at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leeds First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Russell Watson performs during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Carl Froch talks to presenter Clare Balding during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Andy Murray appears via video link during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Mark Webber and Marion Bartoli during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Mark Webber and Marion Bartoli during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Presenter Gary Lineker during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Sir Bradley Wiggins (left), Leigh Halfpenny and Sam Warburton (right) during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson with presenter Gary Lineker during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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John Newman performs during the tributes section during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Third placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Tony McCoy during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Second placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leigh Halfpenny during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Sam Warburton collects the award for Winners of the Team of the Year 2013, The British and Irish Lions during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Sam Warburton collects the award for Winners of the Team of the Year 2013, The British and Irish Lions during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Overseas Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Sebastian Vettel during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Coach of the Year 2013, Warren Gatland during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Second placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leigh Halfpenny (centre), Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson and Third placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Tony McCoy (left) during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Third placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Tony McCoy during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Second placed BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2013, Leigh Halfpenny during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Coach of the Year 2013, Warren Gatland during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Coach of the Year 2013, Warren Gatland during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson collects his award from Sir Bobby Charlton during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Winner of the Sports Personality of the Year Diamond Award, Sir Alex Ferguson shakes hands with Manchester United manager David Moyes during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Alan Hansen presents the Helen Rollason Award 2013 to Danny Gordon (brother), Michael Williams (son) and Sara Williams (daughter) of winner Anne Williams during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Tony McCoy during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Gary Lineker speaks to Judy Murray during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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Andy Murray appears via video link during the 2013 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards at the First Direct Arena, Leeds. (credit:PA)
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