Yay! Halloween! Pumpkins! Trick or treat! Costumes! Er, theft…
A sign from a disgruntled father addressing the thief who stole his two-year-old’s pumpkin is securing a tonne of upvotes on Reddit.
The note reads:
"To the person who stole my son’s pumpkin: Thank you for the life lesson. This will help teach him that sometimes people are mean for no reason and you just have to brush it off.
"Because my son is two-years-old and cannot read this sign, I will add: You are an asshole."
Bravo, Sir.
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Wash Wars(01 of31)
Something tells us there's going to be a fight in 301 later. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Just A Home Birth, NBD(02 of31)
P.S. Please don't freak out. (credit:Reddit)
Presumably German Neighbors(03 of31)
This writer has no idea if his neighbors are German, but the flag seems to point in the affirmative. (credit:Reddit)
Not-So-Threatening Letter(04 of31)
A second letter?! Nooooo!!! (credit:Reddit)
A Detailed Account(05 of31)
Those little hallway run-ins are about to get a lot more awkward. (credit:Reddit)
Ecstasy or.... MURDER!(06 of31)
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference on sound alone. (credit:Reddit)
"Have A Nice Day"(07 of31)
The smiley face at the end just makes it more aggressive. (credit:Reddit)
"You'll See What Is Coming To You"(08 of31)
This note will one day be called "Exhibit A." (credit:Reddit)
Passive Aggressive Note, Songified(09 of31)
Carly Rae Jepsen would be proud. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Just Telling It Like It Is(10 of31)
To be fair, maybe he should invest in some headphones. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
TP Crime(11 of31)
Hell hath no fury like a rightful toilet paper owner scorned. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Because Freedom (12 of31)
You only get to write, "Now who's the terrorist?" on so many notes in your life. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
One Angry Elementary Student(13 of31)
Based on "Dear neibors," we really want this girl to be able to get to school well-rested. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
That Escalated Quickly (14 of31)
This writer is clearly hanging on by a string. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
'Maybe I am An Ass...'(15 of31)
We're guessing this guy doesn't get a lot of party invites. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
So Bubbly It Hurts(16 of31)
The little hearts just add insult to injury. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Best Use Of The Word "Whom"(17 of31)
They should officially change the word "pound" to "kitty jail." (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Just Get To The Point Already!(18 of31)
It's not their fault that all the best TV and radio shows start at 5:30 a.m. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
No Good Deed(19 of31)
We really don't understand the scenario that would lead to this note. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Lawn Troubles(20 of31)
People just throw around the L word now, amirite? (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Stop Stealing Other People's Newspapers(21 of31)
Oh, burn on that Post joke. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Scooter Thief(22 of31)
What would be left of a scooter (or two, fine) that had $1000 worth of parts stripped of it? Also, why didn't this guy just take the whole scooters? (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Furniture Problems(23 of31)
The stationary makes this note really pleasant. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Definite Lawsuit Material (24 of31)
For the full story (note: not worth it) go here. (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Meme Note(25 of31)
Throw away your trash, guys, your neighbor is hilarious. (credit:Smosh)
Our Favorite Person(26 of31)
Is this the start of a wonderful love story? (credit:Daily Dawdle)
Creative Anger(27 of31)
Beautiful poetry. (credit:Daily Dawdle)
Note On The Door(28 of31)
The bottom of a door on a post-it is clearly the best place to be aggressive. (credit:Reddit)
Coming Together(29 of31)
This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (credit:Reddit)
Parking Enforcement(30 of31)
Terri is going to park where she wants to park, thank you very much! (credit:Passive Aggressive Notes)
Newspaper Wars(31 of31)
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