This Guy Was So Drunk He Replied To His Own Text

This Is A Whole New Level Of Drunk Texting
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Have you ever been so smashed that you did this?

Alcohol is a cruel mistress.

Marcus Gray, 19, has become a viral sensation after drunkenly responding to his own text message and posting the screenshot on Twitter.

But he's no stranger to sending things to himself:

Also on HuffPost:

Funniest Autocorrects Of 2014
Don't call your mother an idiot.(01 of45)
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Yep, last night got preeeetty wild.(02 of45)
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This isn't the Wifey McLovemuffin I married.(03 of45)
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Some people will stop at NOTHING to make a sale.(04 of45)
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Sometimes autocorrect can be almost poetic.(05 of45)
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Always good to remind your friends not to bite you.(06 of45)
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... And to remind them to get down from there.(07 of45)
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Um, where does your mom go grocery shopping?(08 of45)
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Either way, you're not going anywhere.(09 of45)
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On the next, 'Breaking Bad'...(10 of45)
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To be fair, all three of those things would make you feel better.(11 of45)
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Grandfather. He was going for Grandfather.(12 of45)
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Nana NO.(13 of45)
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Aunt Emily NO!(14 of45)
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Breech plug, butt plug... It's easy to get these things confused.(15 of45)
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Ahem, ElleN*(16 of45)
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Moms and iPhones: the endless struggle.(17 of45)
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Either way, gross?(18 of45)
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Well, no point in reliving this mistake either.(19 of45)
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Now that's love.(20 of45)
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Wait, so you DON'T miss my gas?(21 of45)
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Neither of those things is a good breakfast option, though.(22 of45)
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Just... Stop.(23 of45)
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Seriously, STOP.(24 of45)
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Well that's one way to measure an earthquake.(25 of45)
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Google Voice recently became very religious.(26 of45)
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And feel like a natural woman?(27 of45)
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Damn denim jeans (and probably mischievous son).(28 of45)
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That's quite a visual.(29 of45)
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You never know when you might need to text someone that.(30 of45)
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That sure does sound like a major project.(31 of45)
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Why hasn't this caught on?(32 of45)
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Phew! We were about to call the police.(33 of45)
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Seriously, uFail.(34 of45)
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Her problem might actually be a LACK of autocorrect.(35 of45)
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Hold on, you text your girlfriend at work about the porn you're watching?(36 of45)
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Yeah, that does sound pretty traumatizing. (37 of45)
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It was Rong. So very Rong.(38 of45)
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'Barbarian' is nothing compared to 'Auto-erection'.(39 of45)
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In the chapel? That's pretty brazen.(40 of45)
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Yeah WTD is going on here?(41 of45)
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Somebody's gotta keep those goats dry.(42 of45)
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OMG indeed.(43 of45)
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What's worse: all that dieting talk or commuting via grandkids?(44 of45)
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And finally, the classic 'Nyoom' prank.(45 of45)
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