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10 Top Tips For Using A Penis Beaker

A Guide To Penis Beakers
The Huffington Post UK
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It's the hot Twitter topic of the day - thanks to this thread on Mumsnet. So here's our handy guide to using a penis beaker:

Penis Beakers: A Guide
Find a penis beaker that suits the size and shape of your penis(01 of10)
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If your penis is the size of a pipette, for example, a small thin one like this might be suitable(02 of10)
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Always wear a hard hat and safety goggles when using a penis beaker(03 of10)
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Using a penis beaker can be a wonderful thing to share with your partner after love-making(04 of10)
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They can even be used after threesomes!(05 of10)
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If the contents of your penis beaker are pink, you're expecting a girl(06 of10)
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If they're blue, you're expecting a boy(07 of10)
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If they're this colour, you've been drinking too much Sauvignon Blanc(08 of10)
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If they're this colour, see your doctor as soon as possible(09 of10)
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But be warned: If you use a penis beaker, people might just think you're a bit of a cock(10 of10)
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