Sex Toys Are Dangling From Portland Power Lines And No One Knows Why

No One Knows Why Hundreds Of Sex Toys Are Dangling From Power Lines In Oregon
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Hundreds of sex toys have been spotted dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon.

Specifically, large white and orange dildos have been strung in pairs, Reuters reports. Their origin is a mystery.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric told the agency he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

No one knows why the sex toys have started appearing – though fingers were pointed at local sex shop She Bop.

“When I heard this was happening in multiple places, I thought it was pretty weird.”

Whilst she says the toys aren’t from her store, she added: “It’s kind of cute that when people think of dildos, they think of us.”

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