He's crossed eyed. He's a cat. And he likes to dress up as a pirate, arrrrgh!
Meet Spangles, the three-year-old feline who is causing Facebook users to pound the "Like" button while dissolving into a pool of mushy goo.
Shiver me timbers! Spangles in sea-faring mode
The three-year-old is quite the clothes horse, also posing in fetching tiger, unicorn, reindeer and frog costumes.
His anonymous owner says the feline – who was born with one cross-eye and has perfect vision – said: "He will pose for me, and let me know when he's in a glamorous mood."