Fukushima Fukuppy: Top 20 Translation Fails

Top 20 Translation Fails
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As Fukushima Industries Corp's revealed its terrible new mascot, aptly named 'Fukuppy', we investigated other instances of things getting seriously lost in translation.

Top 20 Translation Fails
Soup For Sluts?(01 of20)
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The perfect cheap and easy meal. Available here.
Er, Did You Mean Vaginal Examination Room?(02 of20)
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Baby Diaper Exchange(03 of20)
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Exchange your baby diapers here. (Via antaresonline)
Hand Grenade – The Perfect Fire Deterrent(04 of20)
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Kill fire with more fire, it makes perfect sense. (credit:reddit.com)
The Poor Crayfish...(05 of20)
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Lavatory Separation(06 of20)
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The lavatory has morphed into male and female entities. (Via antaresonline)
Cow Explosion(07 of20)
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A taste so vibrant a cow will explode. (Via Smosh)
Who Doesn't Love Wang Seasoning?(08 of20)
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Oh You Are Too Kind...(09 of20)
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Mental Protection Area(10 of20)
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Protect your psyche over here. (Via TechEBlog)
Do Not Disturb The Grass(11 of20)
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All Hail Our New Coconut Overlord...(12 of20)
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Ah, Everyone's Favourite Flavour(13 of20)
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Flashing Handle(14 of20)
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Need to flash someone? Just hold the handle. (Via Engrish Funny)
Religion Free DVD Player(15 of20)
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Plays any DVD, no matter what religion you are. (Via Engrish Funny)
Hello Kitty(16 of20)
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Probably not an appropriate message for a little kid to be broadcasting in any capacity, let alone a utensil case. (Via Blame It On The Voices)
Bubble Tea(17 of20)
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Yes, the many joys of doing that. (Via Smosh)
Flesh Juice(18 of20)
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We really, really hope this is a mistranslation. (Via antaresonline)
Way To Up(19 of20)
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Wait, can we go over the directions again? (Via Engrish Funny)
Victoria Secrete(20 of20)
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We'll pass on the special sauce, thanks. (Via Smosh)