Ok, so that headline is maybe a little misleading but Tulisa DID utter those very words, albeit as part of a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid.
Tul - pictured here arriving at the ITV studios earlier today - chose to lock lips with former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger despite rumours that she doesn't get along with her fellow X Factor judge.
And if you're wondering who'd she'd marry and (more importantly) avoid, then wonder no more.
The singer told Muzu.tv: "I would marry Louis Walsh and have a celibate relationship and avoid Gary Barlow"
Ouch.
But there are no hard feelings with Gazza, as Tulisa explains: "He's married and that's the right thing to do!"
Seeeee - nothing to see here people.
Watch the full video interview with Tulisa below...