Al Murray's Debut Campaign Poster Is Better Than Anything Ukip's Nigel Farage Has Unveiled

Al Murray's Debut Campaign Poster Is Way Better Than All Of Ukip's Terrible Efforts
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Al Murray’s Pub Landlord character hit the campaign trail on Tuesday in his bid to beat Ukip leader Nigel Farage.

Murray, who is competing for the South Thanet seat, unveiled his official FUKP poster in Thanet, featuring his own pint-clutching form and the simple slogan: “Vote common sense, vote Guv for guv’norment”.

Last year Farage oversaw a Ukip poster campaign which decried “foreign labour” and called on voters to “take back control of our country.”

The posters which warned “British workers are hit hard by unlimited foreign labour” were part of the party’s biggest-ever publicity drive ahead of European Parliament elections in May, but backfired spectacularly after they were condemned as racist and bigoted.

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Nigel Farage defended the immigration-centred poster campaign as 'a hard-hitting reflection of reality'

Murray, who as part of his manifesto has promised “1p a pint” (although crisps will remain at the current price), won the hearts and minds of locals by visiting a pub, a brewery and a school in the Kent constituency.

In his trademark burgundy-coloured blazer, he stepped out from a people carrier and told reporters outside Thanet District Council's offices in Margate that his party represented "rational common sense".

He then went on to outline some of his pledges, including making Thanet the capital city and bringing HS7 to the area.

On why he chose Thanet, he said: "I heard destiny's call like a trumpet in the far distance and it sounded like it was saying Thanet, so Thanet had to be the place."

He added: "If I were to win then I would definitely open a pub because I'm going to nationalise pubs if I get the chance."

Farage Tweeted pictures of himself addressing “over 500 people”, though a quick headcount revealed the figure to be under 100 – 92 to precise.

Murray scoffed at a question about whether he had a dry January like his political opponent Farage, and spoke of his plans to "demilitarise" North and South Thanet.

"Why can't North and South Thanet walk in harmony together," he said.

On expenses, he said: "They say there is no such thing as a free lunch but if you are an MP it looks like there are free dinners as well."

Oxford-educated Murray, 46, last month launched an action plan under the guise of his patriotic character in his bid to reach Parliament.

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He has included a pledge that the UK will leave Europe by 2025 "and the edge of the Solar System by 2050".

And he also has ideas on law and order, with a promise to tackle crime by locking up all unemployed people.

On the hot topic of immigration, he plans to stop people reaching the shores of "the greatest country in the world" by bricking up the Channel Tunnel - with British bricks and using Polish labour.

A website has been set up for his campaign, carrying the slogan: "Other parties offer the moon on a stick. We'll do better than that: a British moon on a British stick."

Al Murray's FUKP policies
UNEMPLOYMENT(01 of17)
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Unemployment causes crime. All unemployed people will be locked away. (credit:REX)
PUBS(02 of17)
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Nationalise all pubs. (credit:LEON NEAL via Getty Images)
FOREIGN POLICY(03 of17)
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Germany has been quiet for a bit too long if you ask me.
HEALTHCARE(04 of17)
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If you show up to A&E and it's neither an accident nor an emergency, you'll be sent to a random department to be practiced on. (credit:Alamy/Rex)
MONARCHY(05 of17)
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Queen shall play God Save The Queen at all state events. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
BENEFITS(06 of17)
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All unemployment benefits will be renamed "scrounge credits". (credit:Gareth Fuller/PA Wire)
LOCAL ISSUES(07 of17)
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South Thanet will be made the capital of the UK, with a Demilitarised Zone set up between North and South Thanet.
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The internet will be turned off at 5pm on Friday and shall remain off until Monday morning.
This will help combat snooping, and stop drunk tweeting.
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IMMIGRATION(09 of17)
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The UK will be made much worse to stop people wanting to come over here.
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Greece will be bought and operated by Kent County Council.

The Channel Tunnel will be bricked up with British bricks, but we'll probably need to get some Poles in to do it.

The UK will leave Europe by 2025, and the edge of the solar system by 2050.
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It will be illegal to call a casserole with a pastry lid a "pie". (credit:rgbdigital via Getty Images)
ALCOHOL(12 of17)
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Pints will all be priced at 1p, 1p a glass of white wine for the ladies too. (credit:Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP)
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The pound will be revalued at £1.10, so it will now be worth 10p more.

The Houses of Parliament will be burnt down for the insurance money.

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SCHOOLS(14 of17)
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Instead of a postcode lottery, schools will be decided in a street raffle. (credit:Compassionate Eye Foundation/Chris Ryan via Getty Images)
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Alex Salmond will be made first minister for Norwich, so he can know what it's really like to be ignored by the rest of the country. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
HOUSING(16 of17)
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Homes for hardworking families - build some houses without bringing down house prices. How hard can it be? (credit:Zoonar RF)
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There'll be National Service, but only for those who don't want to do it. (credit:ImagesbyTrista via Getty Images)

Murray is standing in a constituency which the Conservative Party won from Labour at the previous election in 2010.

It is already the focus of huge attention due to Farage's decision to stand there as Ukip experiences a surge in support and now has two Parliamentary seats.

Ukip has welcomed the intervention of The Pub Landlord, with a spokesman for the Eurosceptics saying: "At last, serious competition in the constituency."

And Farage has said: "The more, the merrier."

Bookmaker's Ladbrokes last month installed the comedian as a 66/1 chance to take the seat, and evens to outpoll the Lib Dems, with Mr Farage remaining the firm odds on favourite to take the seat from the Conservatives.

William Hill also made FUKP the fourth favourite behind Labour but still consider Murray odds on not to get sufficient votes to retain the £500 deposit candidates must pay to take part.

South Thanet, which includes the coastal towns of Ramsgate, Sandwich and Broadstairs, has previously enjoyed a reputation as an electoral bellwether - held at every election since 1983 by the party that has formed the government of the day.

In 2010 Tory Laura Sandys ousted Labour former minister Stephen Ladyman, who had held the seat since Tony Blair's 1997 landslide when he defeated the constituency's most high-profile former MP, the Tory ex-Cabinet minister Jonathan Aitken, who two years later was jailed for perjury.

Kent-born Farage stood in South Thanet in 2005, only to finish fourth with 2,079 votes, a 5% share.

But Ukip's recent electoral success has made victory in the seat a very real prospect, with the party performing strongly in Kent in last year's European elections.

Across the Thanet District Council area Ukip topped the poll, with 16,492 votes, more than double the votes cast for the second-placed Tories.

The Free United Kingdom Party's logo features an upturned pound sign, in a clear parody of the Ukip symbol.

Murray is not the only celebrity to bidding for a seat in Parliament on May 7. The Happy Mondays dancer Bez - real name Mark Berry - is standing for election for Reality Party in Salford.

During his visit to the Charles Dickens School in Broadstairs, Murray said he was meeting "the adults of tomorrow" to tell them about "their chance to change this nation from Great Britain to Amazing Britain".

Asked how seriously he was taking the election campaign, he said: "Well, only a fool wouldn't take the general election seriously. And a vote for me is a vote for common sense."

When asked his view on Greece's economy, he told pupils: "You have to admire them standing up to the Germans."

Silly Ukip Flyers
Ukip Beaconsfield(01 of07)
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Some interesting grammar on the leaflet from Ken Wight, candidate for Beaconsfield.(h/t @Hope Not Hate) (credit:Twitter)
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In 2010, Ukip issued a leaflet in Lancaster which compared immigration in the UK to the plight of Native Americans.The leaflet, uploaded on The Straight Choice, depicts a Native American in full head dress with the caption: “He used to ignore immigration … now he lives on a reservation”. (credit:Ukip)
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A leaflet posted through letterboxes in Staffordshire, in support of Ukip candidate David Nixon’s leaflet was illustrated a cartoon of a young boy holding a placard which said: “Rights for Bi-Sexuals We demand the right to marry With (at least) one man and one woman.”Below it said: “Where will it end? – A child should have the right to a mother and a father.” (credit:Twitter)
Ukip Suffolk(04 of07)
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The leaflet proudly announces Suffolk candidate David Reynolds' opposition to the high-speed rail HS2, even though the route does not go through Suffolk..(h/t Jack Lay) (credit:Twitter)
Ukip on HS2(05 of07)
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UKIP’s 2010 manifesto promised to invest in three high-speed rail lines.. But now the party is staking its reputation on opposing HS2, which will run through Tory heartland areas (credit:Twitter)
Same Sex Marriage leaflet(06 of07)
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One rambling leaflet posted through letterboxes in support of Ukip describes "ordinary people" and "real people" who are against gay marriage.(H/T @LiamBowles_) (credit:Twitter)
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We couldn't resist including this one... for its sheer silliness.This is not a Ukip leaflet. This is a leaflet promoting Conservative Party candidate in the Eastleigh by-election, Maria Hutchings, in Ukip colours. Subtle. (credit:Twitter)