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Great British Bake Off Innuendos To Get You Ready For The New Season

29 Great British Innuendos From The Great British Bake Off
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We all love a good innuendo, don't we?

It's one of the main reasons we watch Great British Bake Off, along with the drool-worthy cakes and the odd pleasure of watching other people's dreams come crashing to floor like a soggy meringue.

29 Great British Bake Off Innuendos
"Oh no, you have some irregular-shaped balls"(01 of29)
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Mary
"I'm aiming to get this thing flipping massive."(02 of29)
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Richard
"To be commended on your nuts by Mary Berry. You’ve had a great day."(03 of29)
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Sue
"Go on Mary, give it a good slapping"(04 of29)
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Paul
"Time to stop fiddling with Charlotte now"(05 of29)
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Sue
"Some of them have got a good forking."(06 of29)
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Mary
"Get those lady’s fingers soggy!"(07 of29)
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Mel & Sue
"The terror of a soggy bottom has been keeping me up all night"(08 of29)
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Kimberley
"I'm aware of Mary Berry and I can't wait for her to taste my wares."(09 of29)
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Norman
"Keep your biscuits erect!”(10 of29)
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Sue
"I like the length of that."(11 of29)
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Paul
"I quite like the idea of having some big ones."(12 of29)
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Mary
"It feels pretty brilliant to come first."(13 of29)
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Richard
"You want something quite rigid, but something that will taste good too."(14 of29)
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Paul
"I did get some leakage. It did seep."(15 of29)
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Nancy
"It’s got to be risen and rested before it goes in.”(16 of29)
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Paul
"Typically I do this on the floor because it gets so stiff."(17 of29)
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Enwezor
"It's just a bit bold and fat and big..."(18 of29)
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On Norman's Swiss roll
"You have got two hours to pop Mary's cherry."(19 of29)
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Sue
"I'm going to try the old wiggling between two dangling things technique"(20 of29)
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Glenn
"Stop touching your dough balls!"(21 of29)
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Sue
"I've never eaten a nun"(22 of29)
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Sue
"I like things spicy."(23 of29)
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Paul
"I’m ganaching my buns."(24 of29)
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Diana
"Stand away from your hot baps!" (25 of29)
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Mel & Sue
"I always get nervous towards the end. My hands start shaking."(26 of29)
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Martha
"I’ve toasted my nuts off."(27 of29)
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Richard
"Stop fiddling with your pirates!"(28 of29)
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Sue
"Six inches."(29 of29)
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Mary

'Great British Bake Off' returns to BBC1 in August, when we look forward to a lovely bit of banter between the regulars and probably the usual culinary mishaps and masterpieces we've grown to love.

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