Here comes Halloween – and along with the usual array of clever, nay ingenious get ups – comes a smorgasbord of bad taste crap.
Ebola hazmat suit anyone? Charming blood-stained cheerleader outfit for your nine-year-old perhaps?
Or will you be opting for the triple-breasted hoaxer Jasmine Tridevil?
Please don’t wear these. They’re horrible.
Inappropriate Halloween Costumes
'Ebola containment suits' (01 of09)
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Blood-stained cheerleader(02 of09)
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Jimmy Savile Zombie costume(03 of09)
Jasmine Tridevil triple-breasted costume. (04 of09)
Golly Doll costume(05 of09)
'Mental patient'(06 of09)
'Psycho ward patient'(07 of09)
Boston Bombing victim costume(08 of09)
Slenderman (09 of09)
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Halloween History
Halloween originated from the Celtic festival of Samhain. (01 of09)
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We can thank the Romans for that whole bobbing for apples thing.(02 of09)
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The word Halloween comes from the Middle English word "Alholowmesse."(03 of09)
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Americans weren't too jazzed about Halloween... at first.(04 of09)
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Eventually, we came around; Halloween is now America's 2nd largest commercial holiday. (05 of09)
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Just how commercial you ask? Americans spend a cool $6 billion each year on Halloween.(06 of09)
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The astronomical amount of money spent on candy is no fluke.(07 of09)
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The original jack-o'-lanters were made from turnips, beets, and potatoes.(08 of09)
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A Halloween full moon is even more rare than a white Christmas. (09 of09)
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The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Of All Time (CLONED)
"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes(01 of69)
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"Ring Toss" Costume(02 of69)
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The Nip Slip(03 of69)
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Condom Dispenser(04 of69)
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Female Inflatable Doll(05 of69)
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Walking Sex(06 of69)
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"Anna Rexia" Costume(07 of69)
Just A Penis(08 of69)
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Giant Boob(09 of69)
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Google Boobs(10 of69)
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Middle Finger(11 of69)
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"Anita Sedative" Costume(12 of69)
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"Happy Morning" Costume(13 of69)
Pussy Magnet(14 of69)
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Holy Sh*t(15 of69)
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Free Mammograms(16 of69)
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Mangina(17 of69)
Naked Grandmother(18 of69)
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"The Shocker" Costume(19 of69)
Tampax(20 of69)
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Heartbreak Clown Thong(21 of69)
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Sexy American Indian(22 of69)
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"Dept. Of Erections" Costume(23 of69)
"Beastiality" Costume(24 of69)
Poop(25 of69)
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Banana Flasher(26 of69)
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"Droopers" Costume(27 of69)
"Sperm Man" Costume(28 of69)
The 69(29 of69)
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A Knight To Remember(30 of69)
???(31 of69)
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The "Biggest Show On Earth"(32 of69)
"Country Lovin"(33 of69)
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Used Pad Man(34 of69)
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Trash Can Baby(35 of69)
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Birthing Woman(36 of69)
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Franzia(37 of69)
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Hung Like A Horse(38 of69)
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Vibrator(39 of69)
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Toilet Time(40 of69)
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Penis Man(41 of69)
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Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(42 of69)
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The Human Centipede(43 of69)
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Vagina Dentata(44 of69)
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Unkempt Lifeguard?(45 of69)
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"Zombie Fetus" Costume(46 of69)
Beer Dispensing Boobs(47 of69)
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"Rub Me" Genie(48 of69)
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Hitler?!(49 of69)
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Snake Charmer(50 of69)
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Furries??(51 of69)
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Breathalyzer Test(52 of69)
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Nuts And Bolts(53 of69)
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Ball Pit(54 of69)
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Toilet Paper(55 of69)
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"Wet T-Shirt" Costume(56 of69)
"Sexy" Cookie Monster?(57 of69)
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BP Oil Spill(58 of69)
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Sexy "Nemo" Costume(59 of69)
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Paralyzed Superman(60 of69)
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"Rasta Man" Costumes(61 of69)
Sexy Unicorns(62 of69)
Chastity Belt & Key(63 of69)
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"Sexy" Monopoly(64 of69)
Petting Zoo(65 of69)
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"Down For The Count"(66 of69)
Jane Doe DOA (67 of69)
Spank His Monkey(68 of69)
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(69 of69)