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Celebrity New Year Resolutions: Ten Promises We Want To See These Stars Keeping In 2014

Ten New Year Resolutions We Want To See These Celebs Keeping In 2014
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Head of Entertainment, HuffPost UK

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We'll admit that we've already managed to break our New Year resolutions (look, don't judge us, that half bottle of Cab Sav wasn't going to drink itself) so we hope the inhabitants of celebville have a little more resolve than us.

But while we're sure cutting back on the Cristal and squeezing in a few more personal training sessions will feature heavily, we'd like to suggest a few of our own New Year resolutions for some of our favourite stars that we guarantee will make them (and us) happy bunnies in 2014...

Fantasy Celebrity New Year Resolutions
Miley Cyrus will learn to watch her tongue. And by that we mean keep it in her gob for once.(01 of10)
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Simon Cowell will return to save 'The X Factor'. And maybe change a few nappies too.(02 of10)
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One Direction will get lots more crap tattoos. On their faces.(03 of10)
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Katie Hopkins will say something nice. (04 of10)
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Helen Flanagan will do something other than wearing a cleavage-busting outfit, pouting, taking a selfie or any combination of these things at the same time.(05 of10)
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Kylie Minogue will make 'The Voice' worth watching. (06 of10)
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Jodie Marsh will finally have some nookie so we don't have to hear her bang on about how 'no man can handle her', she's 'sick of being celibate' etc etc etc.(07 of10)
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Kelly Brook will settle down with a new man (for more than 3 days).(08 of10)
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will disappear long enough to not feature on heat magazine's front cover every single week.(09 of10)
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Luisa Zissman will be 'too busy' to attend the opening of a packet of crisps.(10 of10)
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