Danny Dyer and his daughter Dani’s appearance on ‘Celebrity Gogglebox’ wound up being the highlight of ‘Stand Up To Cancer’ on Friday night.
The ‘EastEnders’ actor and ‘Love Island’ champ gave their verdict on the past week’s telly from their Essex mansion, alongside other celebrity couch potatoes, Abbey Clancy and her husband Peter Crouch, One Direction stars Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson and footballers Dele Alli and Eric Dier.
But it was Danny and Dani who provided the TV gold and were an instant hit with viewers…
Highlights from the Danny and Dani show included Danny on ‘The Theory Of Everything’...
Danny on ‘Naked Attraction’:
To Dani: “With Love Island I said you shouldn’t do it and I got that wrong. So maybe you would have been good on it.”
Danny and Dani on ‘University Challenge’:
Danny and Dani on ‘The Yorkshire Vet’ visiting a farm to check on the fertility of sheep:
Dani: ” He’s got to wank him off?”
Danny Dyer: “Course he’s got to be wanked off; he’s got hooves...”
Danny and Dani on ‘University Challenge’ (again):
Dani: “He’s one of them that wouldn’t share his answers in maths. You know when they covered it and all? They put their hand around it. That really upset me.”
Danny: “Is that what you was doing in school? Cheating?”
Dani: “Yeah, I tried.”
Danny: “That’s not the morals that I taught you”.
But despite providing us with a constant stream of hilarious one-liners, viewers weren’t quite as enamoured with Danny’s feet, which were on display throughout...
Alan Carr, Maya Jama and Adam Hills were at the helm of the Channel 4 fundraiser, which raised a record-breaking grand total of £24.6 million for research into cancer.
There’s still time to do your bit. To donate, click here or text TEN or TWENTY to 70404 to make donations in those amount of pounds.
Life According To The Stars Of 'Gogglebox'
Gogglebox(01 of16)
Open Image Modal"It infuriates me. I don't even understand politics but I understand that's a shit idea." Scarlett Moffatt shares her views on Labour's election plans. (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(02 of16)
Open Image Modal“How many people do you think have re-enacted this on the cross-channel ferry from Dover to Calais?”Stephen Webb has a question about 'Titanic' (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(03 of16)
Open Image Modal"I've got a friend from Uranium."Linda Gilbey on Ukraine (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(04 of16)
Open Image Modal“She looks like a cross between Madonna, Cher and Bo Selecta.”Stephen's take on Courtney Love's appearance on 'Alan Carr's Chatty Man' (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(05 of16)
Open Image Modal"He upset Cheryl. So I didn’t like him after that.”Leon's also not a fan of Ashely Cole (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(06 of16)
Open Image Modal"If you've got bulbous things hanging off the side of your cock, you don't want to tell the world about it. You wouldn't want to even tell your mother. You certainly don't discuss it on national TV, getting your nob out!"You won't see Dom on 'Embarrassing Bodies' any time soon (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(07 of16)
Open Image Modal"He lives in America. They can send ships to Mars and they can change the weather but they can't help a man like that. It's ridiculous."Carolyne's thoughts on the man with the 10 stone testicle (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(08 of16)
Open Image Modal“My third and my fourth I said, 'No way, I ain't pushing nothing.’”Sandra on childbirth (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(09 of16)
Open Image Modal“We may only live until we’re 67. But we have fun, and alcohol, and we don’t give a shit.”Scarlett is a proud Northerner (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(10 of16)
Open Image Modal"Sex is like air really. It’s only important when you’re not getting any.”Oh, Dom... (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(11 of16)
Open Image Modal"They haven't got an original idea between them."Leon's not a fan of Ant And Dec (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(12 of16)
Open Image Modal“This is the only interesting thing I’ve ever heard about him. This is Gary’s idea of being a rebel.”Scarlett Moffatt on Gary Barlow's tax issues (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(13 of16)
Open Image Modal"Must remember that when I next go to the Co-op."Steph on *that* 'Full Monty' queue scene (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(14 of16)
Open Image Modal"It's like, when the camera is on you, 'look as if a family member has died.'"Baasit thinks the 'Mastermind' contestants need to cheer up (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(15 of16)
Open Image Modal"So Comic Relief is for Africa, and Sports Relief is for the sports people?”Sandra's got this charity lark figured out (credit:Channel 4)
Gogglebox(16 of16)
Open Image Modal"Who gets up in the middle of the night and make pots? Most people get up and watch Family Guy.”Reverend Kate on Ghost (credit:Channel 4)