If you were one of the three people on the planet who were fortunate enough not to have been permanently scarred by the sight of Bobby 'wearing' *checks notes* his side-saddle mankini earlier this year, then you may want to avert your gaze now.
Don't say I haven't warned you.
Seriously. You cannot unsee these pictures. Ever.
There's no going back.
Ok, here goes…
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Bobby Norris: Not a fan of the tan (line)
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the 'Bobby Ball Bag'.
Yes, this is happening. It really is a thing.
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Bobby, who is evidently not a fan of tan lines, debuted his new look on Es Cavallet nudist beach in Ibiza.
Yes, that's right, Bobby was too embarrassed or shy to let it all hang out in public but thought nothing of trussing up his meat and two veg in a shiny bag for a day out sur la mer.
Let's just hope that package was made of reflective material, eh?
After the 'TOWIE' star stepped out in what we're calling the 'side saddle mankini' in Marbella the internet almost imploded. Do not expect to see this on the beach this summer. Well, unless Bobby happens to be there. (credit:Splash)
David McIntosh(02 of15)
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David McIntosh achieved what we had always assumed was the impossible when he managed to distract attention away from his very famous and very beautiful fiancée (that'll be Kelly Brook) by wearing the teeniest, most revealing pair of shorts we have ever seen. Our eyes are still recovering. (credit:Flynet)
Simon Cowell(03 of15)
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It might only be half an outfit but it still manages to be twice as offensive as anything Simon Cowell has previously worn. And that is saying something. (credit:Splash)
Marc Jacobs(04 of15)
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Marc Jacobs designs clothes for a living but still thinks going out in public dressed like this is cool. It ain't. (credit:JPI)
Justin Timberlake(05 of15)
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He might be all cool and trendy now but we'll never let Justin Timberlake forget that he once stepped out in TRIPLE denim: denim cowboy hat, denim jacket, denim jeans. And accessorised with a denim Britney. (credit:PA)
Kanye West(06 of15)
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We're sure Kanye West is making a statement by wearing this red balaclava, and we'd like to make one too: you look like a prat. (credit:Splash)
David Beckham(07 of15)
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Proof that Becks hasn't always had this style icon thing nailed. And no, he didn't turn up on a motorbike. (credit:PA)
Justin Bieber(08 of15)
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Bieber is a repeat offender in the dodgy style stakes but this vomit-inducing mess looks like he's been rummaging around in Little Mix's cast-offs. (credit:WENN)
Johnny Depp(09 of15)
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Johnny Depp is 51. That is all. (credit:WENN)
Chris Brown(10 of15)
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That hideous jacket really couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, eh? (credit:Splash)
Dennis Rodman(11 of15)
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Dennis Rodman is as well known for his eclectic fashion choices as he is for... errrrm, whatever else it is he does. Let's just hope he does it better than getting himself dressed in the morning. (credit:WENN)
Cee Lo Green(12 of15)
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Double textured leather anyone? Thought not. (credit:WENN)
Cristiano Ronaldo(13 of15)
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Cristiano might earn billions per hour but he still dresses like an extra from 'TOWIE'. Even his model girlfriend looks embarrassed. (credit:Splash)
Mickey Rourke(14 of15)
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Yeah, yeah, we know he's en route to the gym but there's still no excuse. (credit:Splash)
Russell Brand (15 of15)
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Looks like even Russ is contemplating why he ever wore those trews. (credit:Splash)