Kelly Brook And David McIntosh Split: Lauren Goodger, Khloe Kardashian Or Who Should The 'CBB' Star Date Now?
10 Celebs David McIntosh Should Date
Daniel Welsh— The Huffington Post UK
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On Friday evening we were hit with news so devastatingly heartbreaking that it blighted our entire weekend. We were left with no other option but to block out any sunlight and don a black armband, to mark our period of prolonged grief. Even now, as we write this, we’re struggling to keep the tears from falling.
Although we’re feeling pretty upset that love’s young dream won’t be heading down the aisle after all (and thankful we kept the receipt for that hat…), we’re also curious as to what this means for David’s shaky media profile.
Between his ridiculous short shorts and curious Instagram selfies, invariably captioned with bizarre philosophical musings, we were rather enjoying David McIntosh being a celebrity, and we’re pretty disappointed that once the dust settles from his split we won’t be seeing as much of him anymore (unless you fancy a Burger King on your lunch break, that is).
The only solution, it would seem, is for David to find another celeb to date, and we have a few suggestions for who the lucky lady could be...
Who Should David McIntosh Date Now?
Jodie Marsh(01 of10)
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If there are three things in the world that Jodie Marsh loves, they're working out, tattoos and taking selfies. Surely she and David McIntosh would be a match made in heaven? (credit:Simon Burchell via Getty Images)
Pippa Middleton(02 of10)
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Unfortunately for Kate, she settled for Prince William before she ever had the chance to meet David - but it's not too late for her sister, Pippa. (credit:Anwar Hussein/Anwar Hussein)
Khloe Kardashian(03 of10)
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Alternatively, we know David spends a lot of time Stateside, so perhaps he should get in touch with the only single gal left in the Kardashian Holy Trinity.The only issue there would be, could the notoriously camera-shy David handle being in such a high-profile relationship? (credit:AJM/AJM)
Chanelle Hayes(04 of10)
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David might not remember taking Chanelle on a date to Pizza Hut a few years ago, but she's clearly not forgotten. Maybe it's time for her to give him another chance, who knows where he might take her now he's got a bit more money in his pocket? If you're lucky, Chanelle, you might even get a free Nando's out of it. (credit:Zak Hussein/PA Archive)
Casey Batchelor(05 of10)
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Because who doesn't love it when two Z-listers find love? (credit:John Powell via Getty Images)
The Goodge(06 of10)
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They probably couldn't get through a whole date without documenting the whole thing on Instagram, but think about the collaborative selfies, people! (credit:Karwai Tang via Getty Images)
Nigella Lawson(07 of10)
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In some of the alleged leaked texts that Kelly sent to David's ex-girlfriend, she panned both his "dance moves" and his "s***" cooking - so if nothing else a relationship with Nigella could teach him a thing or two in the kitchen. (credit:Tristan Fewings via Getty Images)
Rihanna(08 of10)
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We don't know about you but we're ready for David McIntosh to hit the big time. He's already performed with Jennifer Hudson and filmed an appearance in Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' video (even if it did end up on the cutting room floor) and if going out with a star like Rihanna is the way to get him on the A-list then so be it. Right? No? Just us? Alright. Moving on, then... (credit:Andy Kropa/AP)
Gwyneth Paltrow(09 of10)
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She famously split with Chris Martin earlier this year, and after it's been reported numerous times that he's going out with Oscar-winner Jennifer Lawrence, maybe it's time for Gwynnie to consciously re-couple with a certain D. McIntosh... (credit:Theo Wargo via Getty Images)
Kelly Brook(10 of10)
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Or, alternatively, perhaps Kelly and David should put all this "split" silliness behind them and reclaim their thrones as the reigning King and Queen of UK Celebville.Seriously, people, we wanted to see that wedding so badly. (credit:GONZALO/Bauer-Griffin via Getty Images)